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The official Top 5 festive Charlton Christmas songs

1. God rest ye grumpy Charlton men
Let nothing ye dismay
For Roland our great saviour
might choke on Christmas Day

One turkey bone could save us all
from Bury and Crew away,
Oh tidings of comfort and joy , comfort and joy..(etc etc.)

2. Away and in danger
No clue in his head
The little Lord Karel
Plays four strikers again

I hate you weird Belgians
And don't want you to stay
close by us this season,
just bugger off I pray.

3. I saw Katrien kissing Santa Claus,
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She snogged that Belgian creep
so Charlton fans can weep;
She thought that I was tucked
up in the East stand fast asleep.

4. Once in Roly's deranged city
Stood a lowly cattle shed
Where a mother laid her baby
On the Charlton sub's bench.

5. Oh Come all ye faithful
joyless and downhearted
Come ye, oh come ye and
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All available on the new festive Christmas CD....the perfect family Christmas gift at just £89-99 in the Valley superstore (Euros also accepted and crossed cheques payable to 'the 2016 Roly and Katrien running away fund'.

Comments

  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,255
    Silent night,
    Holy night.
    We lost 4-0,
    what a load of old shite!
  • ken_shabby
    ken_shabby Posts: 6,308
    Hey Mr Duchatalet comes over here,
    to say we're doing splendidly.
    But it's very cold out here in the snow,
    marching to and from Burnley.
    Oh I say it's tough.
    I have had enough
    Can we sack the cavalry?

    Katriene Meire waits at home,
    in the relegation zone.
    Wish I could be dancing now,
    in the arms of Kermogant.

    Bang there's another loss,
    in another town.
    While the Belgian Fraeye has tea.
    If I get home, with millions of pounds,
    I'll run for Charlton presidency.
    If I get elected I'll stop.
    I'll stop the cavalry.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 27,050
    Good King Duchatelet looked out
    At his private beamback
    As the fans all shouted out
    Please give Fraeye the tin tack

    Brightly shone the floodlights
    On loads of empty red seats
    As Katrien his guiding light
    Smiled at another defeat

  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,085
    At first Nil nil the Belgians did say
    Was to certain poor players in fields were they play
    In fields where they play, looking like sheep
    On a cold winter's night that was so *beep*.
    Nil-nil, one-nil, two-nil, three-nil
    Down is the team it ended four-nil
  • ken_shabby
    ken_shabby Posts: 6,308
    Silent night, horrible night,
    There's no play, there's no fight,
    round yon Karel Fraeye, manager and child,
    useless team, so meek and mild.
    Down with merely a squeak.
    Down with merely a squeak.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,715
    Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

    Oh what fun it'd be to see the Belgians go away

  • Jingle bells, Roland smells
    Katriens grin is crass
    O what joy if Roland leaves
    And takes the stupid lass.

  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,068
    Away and in danger
    All kids on the bench
    Lord Jesus text Frimpong
    And said 'this lot aren't Dench'
  • ken_shabby
    ken_shabby Posts: 6,308
    edited December 2015
    Oh the football we play is frightfull,
    and our owner is simply spitefull.
    And since the Addicks play at home,
    let's not go, let's not go, let's not go.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 27,050

    Oh the football we play is frightfull,
    but my house is just delightfull.
    And since the Addicks play at home,
    let's not go, let's not go, let's not go.

    Love this one.

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  • ken_shabby
    ken_shabby Posts: 6,308
    Last christmas I gave you my heart.
    Eleven months later you gave me K.Fraeye.
    Next year to save me from tears.
    I'll spend saturday doing something more special.
  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    Here comes League 1, here comes League 1,
    Right down League 1 lane
    Roland and Katrien and their puppet
    Losing every game
    Bells are ringing', fans are singing'
    All is totally shite
    Hang your heads and say your prayers
    'Cause League 1 is in sight!
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,451
    God rest ye merry Charlton Men
    Let nothing you dismay
    For Roland D our saviour
    Has found a foolproof way
    To get us to the promised land of fantastique football
    Although it may take a bit of time, a bit of time
    Although it may take a bit of time
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,255
    Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall
    But RD is not Santa, he's chuff all
    Does he hire a long nosed lawyer
    who tells lies every day
    From The Valley, he will always stay away.

    So here it is Charton's Christmas
    and nobody's having fun
    Look to the future now,
    we're heading for League One.

    Are you waiting for the players to arrive
    There are loads and loads of empty seats inside
    Does your granny always tell ya
    That the old songs are the best
    But you know deep down, the robin's flown the nest.

    So here it is Charton's Christmas
    and nobody's having fun
    Look to the future now,
    we're heading for League One.

    What will your daddy do when he sees
    Your favourite team slide down the league
    Oh no

    Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall
    Are you hoping that Duchatelet will fall
    Do you walk around The Valley
    Dreaming of good times long gone
    If so then come and join us
    in this song

    So here it is Charton's Christmas
    and nobody's having fun
    Let's turn this thing around
    and get Roly on the ru-u-un
  • bravo stig
  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    Frimpong, Tucudean & Fraeye
    Our recent form is minging
    Frimpong, Anal Koc & Fraeye
    The Fat Lady is Singing
    Gl-ori-ori-ori-oria
    Ademolas going to Chelsea
    Gl-ori-ori-ori-oria
    Ademolas going to Chelsea