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On the First Day of Christmas Roland gave to me.......

A crap sofa from Harvey's.

....sure someone can do better than this though

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  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,617
    A club from the Danish league 3..
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,254
    A major case of apoplexy.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 27,050
    A long list of interviewees.
  • SheedyCAFC
    SheedyCAFC Posts: 1,271


    12 unknown foreign players
    11 youth team players rushed into the first team squad
    10 players on loan
    9 squad weakening player sales
    8 thousand fans actually in the ground
    7 chips per serving following 50% reduction
    6 people positively in favour of ongoing developments
    5 managers
    4 clubs in network
    3 thousand non attending season ticket holders
    2 percent protesting fans
    1 rubbish ceo

    We have a winner
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 27,009
    edited December 2015
    If you don't mind squeezing an extra syllable on to one of the lines, that wouldn't take much tweaking to be singable up to the 5th day fairly easily ie
    "On the 5th day of Christmas my true love sent to me... FIVE MANAGERS,
    4 network clubs
    3 thousand gone
    2 percent protests
    and a rubbish CEO"

  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    4 wins all season
  • The score of zerrooo threee
  • A black and white Christmas tree
    image
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,068
    And a Belge from Division Three

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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Saturday afternoons away from football.
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,689
    edited December 2015


    12 unknown foreign players
    11 youth team players rushed into the first team squad
    10 players on loan
    9 squad weakening player sales
    8 thousand fans actually in the ground
    7 chips per serving following 50% reduction
    6 people positively in favour of ongoing developments
    5 managers
    4 clubs in network
    3 thousand non attending season ticket holders
    2 percent protesting fans
    1 rubbish ceo

    Is this going to be sung at the protest on Saturday, I'll bring some mince pies along.


  • 12 unknown foreign players
    11 youth team players rushed into the first team squad
    10 players on loan
    9 squad weakening player sales
    8 thousand fans actually in the ground
    7 chips per serving following 50% reduction
    6 people positively in favour of ongoing developments
    5 managers
    4 clubs in network
    3 thousand non attending season ticket holders
    2 percent protesting fans
    1 rubbish ceo

    Is this going to be sung at the protest on Saturday, I'll bring some mince pies along.

    If we could actually re-word some of this to fit better, it would be great to sing for the protest.
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,848
    edited December 2015
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  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,812
    Maybe we should use a bit of poetic license and drop the count down but give accurate numerical examples so as well as 2% protesting fans we can also have 2 magic mascots, one tacky sofa and one crap ceo!
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,068
    On the second day of Christmas Old Roly gave to me.....
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,068
    2 spaced out mascots
    And a coach from Division 3 (Belgium)
  • Essex_Al
    Essex_Al Posts: 3,589
    A million pound to improve the pitchy!
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,444
    Not sure how accurate that is ;)

    Four home wins
    Three lies and counting

    2 spaced out mascots
    And a coach from Division 3 (Belgium)

  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,451
    a big win at Bristol sit ... eeeeee ((:>) ..... (we 'ope)

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  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,617
    Thurams 2 left gloves.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,438
    The raging prick ache?
  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    5 bloody coaches
    4 wins all season
    3 nil most matches
    2 percent angry
    and an overwhelming a - pa thee
  • Valiantphil
    Valiantphil Posts: 6,424
    The 17 goals that Kermorgant scored for Bournemouth.