Protest songs

Henry Irving said:

Addickted2TheReds said:

Time to go and find that life that I clearly don't have...

Yep

Museum zzzzzzz :-)

Well, come on all of you, big strong men,
Auntie Kat needs your help again.
She's seen a big black and white rally
Way down yonder at The Valley
So put down your books and grab a Belgian bun,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.

And it's one, two, three,
That’s what every team seems to score
Don't ask me, I don't give a toss,
Next stop is a Brighton loss;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the floodgates,
Well there ain't no time for Fraeye the clown,
Whoopee! we're all going down.

Come on you other clubs, don't be slow,
Every player can a-go-go-go
There's plenty good money it may seem mad
By buying another promising Charlton lad
But just hope and pray when we sell em ‘all
They don’t end up at Millwall

And it's one, two, three,
That’s what every team seems to score
Don't ask me, I don't give a toss,
Next stop is a Brighton loss;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the floodgates,
Well there ain't no time for Fraeye the clown,
Whoopee! we're all going down.

Well, come on supporters, let's move fast;
Your big chance has come at last.
Cheer those players young and old
'Cause the only good player is one that’s been sold
And you know that promotion can only be won
When the balance sheet’s good and the squad numbers one

And it's one, two, three,
That’s what every team seems to score
Don't ask me, I don't give a toss,
Next stop is a Brighton loss;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the floodgates,
Well there ain't no time for Fraeye the clown,
Whoopee! we're all going down.

Come on mothers throughout the land,
Pack your boys off to our home ground
Come on fathers, and don't hesitate
You can help us reach a 20000 gate
We don’t want oldies but the kids must be sent
And be sure you ignore that stupid 2%

And it's one, two, three,
That’s what every team seems to score
Don't ask me, I don't give a toss,
Next stop is a Brighton loss;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the floodgates,
Well there ain't no time for Fraeye the clown,
Whoopee! we're all going down.

To the tune of what Wednesday were singing at our place.

Roland had a dream, to not build a football team
we had no money, so had to buy players on loan
With Mak not at the back, our football is cack
We're Charlton Athletic we're on our way down
da du da du

I dreamed a dream in times gone by
When gates were high and Valley brimming
I dreamed we'd have a decent side
I dreamed that they would keep on winning
But the Belgians came at night
With their 'huhs' as soft as thunder
As they tear your hope apart
And they turn your dream to shame

I can see clearly now Katrien has gone
I can see all obstacles (Roland) in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me down
It's gonna be a bright bright sunshinin' day
It's gonna be a bright bright sunshinin' day

Oh yes, I can make it now the pain is gone
All of the bad feelings have disappeared
Here is that rainbow I've been praying for
It's gonna be a bright bright sunshinin' day

(apologies to Johnny Nash)

jamiebcool said:

So fuck off Katien Meire
You're not welcome here
Say good bye bye bye
Good bye bye bye

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Katrien's shagging Roland
Katrien's shagging Roland
La la la
la la la

Katrien's shagging Roland
Katrien's shagging Roland
La la la
la la la

If we can keep this going for 10 mins or so, I think it would be great.

Valley floyed road

Many miles have I travelled many network managers I've seen
all ruining charlton ...my favourite team

Many hours I've spent in the half empty east stand Singing get these Belgians out
.... of my football club!

bobmunro said:

If we're insistent on Les Mis songs then:

God on high
Hear my prayer
In my need
You have always been there

Chris is young
He's afraid
Let him rest
Heaven blessed.
Bring Chris home
Bring Chris home
Bring Chris home.

He's like the son I might have known
If God had granted me a son.
The summers die
One by one
How soon they fly
On and on
And I am old
And will be gone.

Bring him peace
Bring him joy
He is young
He is only a boy

You can take
You can give
Let him be
Let him live
If I die, let me die
Let him live
Bring Chris home
Bring Chris home
Bring Chris home.

Ok I know - move on!

The 10 anniversary version of that is the bollocks, Bowes smashed it. Collabro do a good version an all

Katrien's a slapper
She wears a wonderbra
And when she's f***ing Roland
She thinks of Naby Sarr!!

Maybe not productive but still tickles me!

Just found @JaShea99's suggestion in another thread:

We don't need no Belgian invasion
We don't need no foreign control
No Meire sarcasm in the boardroom
Roland, leave that club alone
Hey Belgians - leave Charlton alone
When we're through, it's just another business to you
Get out before you put a stain on our great name

I like it.

At the very least, "Hey Roland! Leave Our Club Alone!" easy enough to get going.