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Job vacancy: Jermain Defoe's PA

Chizz
Chizz Posts: 28,334
edited August 2015 in Other Football and Sports
Jermain Defoe is advertising for a PA...

£50-60k a year to water his plants and lay his clothes out for him. Words fail me.

http://www.secsinthecity.co.uk/job/3571129/executive-personal-assistant/?TrackID=110426&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=240815&cmpid=NLC_SITC_240815_job4

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  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    That's a lot to squeeze in to a 9 - 530 job

    But for £50-60k there will be many who will give it a go
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    FAMILY

    Planning Yearly events including family birthdays and other celebrations
    Organising yearly family holidays and individual holidays.
    Managing and organising individual family members (Sandra, Andre, Chonte and Chase. Family pets)
    Dealing with the domestic running of all Defoe family properties including international.
    Creating an inventory for holiday Villas.
    Help to plan and organising special yearly calendar events i.e. (Mother’s day, Fathers Day, Easter, Black history month, Bonfire, Christmas, New years etc.)
    What's Sol Campbell got going on in his life at present? He might be able to assist.

  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,318
    I'd leave his plant to die and tipex his clothes with... "You should have stayed @ Charlton you little Judas!!"
  • iainambler
    iainambler Posts: 963
    Sounds the ideal job for someone who has no social or family life of their own.

    My first thought on reading that is "What a lazy c***!" I can understand having a PA for business but for the whole family??? Am out of order for thinking that?
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,221
    I imagine every star has one.

    Some people have two PA's. One for business and one for social - this is combined so looks like a lot of work to me.

    Would be fascinating... if you are happy to give up your life to work for one family.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    Good luck to him, the bloke is probably worth £30-40m.
  • ChiAddick
    ChiAddick Posts: 1,781
    How is the location in London when he lives in the north east?
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,362
    Reading the projects bit, I think the ideal candidate will have will have to think of ways of making money for the employer who has no idea of thinking of them or to implement them himself. 50k/annum might be a bit on the cheap side for all that work and innervation.
    This must be a wind up, the advert is for a dogs body to a Dyson and mostly everything else in between.

  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,221
    ChiAddick said:

    How is the location in London when he lives in the north east?

    I don't think all his family live in the North East. They live in London. Its working for the Defoe Family, Sandra is his mum. She got a nice house years ago... apparently. So there would be an office there somewhere to work from.

    •Managing and organising individual family members (Sandra, Andre, Chonte and Chase. Family pets)
    •Dealing with the domestic running of all Defoe family properties including international.


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  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,153
    "Organising individual family members" - what, like making sure they are in height order for family photos? :wink:
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    edited August 2015
    Nice gig if you can get it , but they earn a fortune, and have to spend it somehow i guess, i think Jonjo got himself a chef ,which makes sense , if you have to eat right, and can't cook, why footballers don't get chauffeurs i don't know, considering the amount of times they get done for drink driving.

    Edit, just read the list , 'making sure his fridge is full' c'mon the guys sounds a numpty!
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    edited August 2015
    Perhaps he / she could do a bit of cooking too ?

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/swansea-citys-jonjo-shelvey-advertises-6064882
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,153
    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    Nice gig if you can get it , but they earn a fortune, and have to spend it somehow i guess, i think Jonjo got himself a chef ,which makes sense , if you have to eat right, and can't cook, why footballers don't get chauffeurs i don't know, considering the amount of times they get done for drink driving.

    Edit, just read the list , 'making sure his fridge is full' c'mon the guys sounds a numpty!

    A man after my own heart - I have said this many times too MIA.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    ValleyGary said:

    Im guessing the ideal candidate will have long blonde hair and size 34DD tits.

    Must get a blonde wig...........
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,348
    edited August 2015
    nice salary .. substitute you for my mum .. at least I'll get my washing done .. Townshend/Daltrey
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited August 2015
    ValleyGary said:

    Im guessing the ideal candidate will have long blonde hair and size 34DD tits.

    Makienok might get an interview on that basis.
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,035
    I'm looking forward to the Jermain Defoe fragrance hitting the market
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,739
    se9addick said:

    I'm looking forward to the Jermain Defoe fragrance hitting the market

    It will be called Judas - The sweet smell of betrayal.
  • Chris_from_Sidcup
    Chris_from_Sidcup Posts: 36,012
    There's no way all that stuff listed is a 9.30-5.30 job, you'd be expected to work every hour going.
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  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    Greenie said:

    ValleyGary said:

    Im guessing the ideal candidate will have long blonde hair and size 34DD tits.

    Must get a blonde wig...........
    You already got the tits then?
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    Sounds better than my current job.
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    Cmon then own up, who on here got the job, vacancy filled?
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,229
    I guess Defoe want's a Man Friday
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,348
    I hope whoever gets the job falls out with him and puts itching powder in all his skiddies and socks
  • Powell Is Pleasant
    Powell Is Pleasant Posts: 1,443
    Man alive, that is a lot of duties for a Public Address system.
  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,413
    Easy way into a live of luxury. I might apply
  • Mortimerician
    Mortimerician Posts: 5,222
    Well done to Jermaine. One of our own, made good. Who'd have thought the little rat faced child that was sold off by his family would one day be able to employ a scrubber to get the skiders off his shorts.
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,362
    Lincsaddick said:

    I hope whoever gets the job falls out with him and puts itching powder in all his skiddies and socks

    I hope whoever gets the job leaves it for more money 2 months after starting.
  • masicat
    masicat Posts: 5,008
    Sam Allardyce will kick his arse when he takes over at Sunderland.

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