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  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    Thank you all for the advice, I'm going to try some scoot and also get some sonic repellers to see if they work, I've tried them on moles and they were brilliant.

    If that doesn't work then onto plan B....
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,004
    You'll need to update this in due course, so we know how you got on.
  • Anna_Kissed
    Anna_Kissed Posts: 3,302
    Try 'Fox-a-gon', a local, humane fox deterrent service. Give Terry a call.
    " ....we care about our Planet, its Flora and Fauna and the much maligned Red Fox, an important part of British ecology".

    fox-a-gon.co.uk/
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    Where do the foxes go once they've been "deterred" then?
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,436
    brogib said:

    Where do the foxes go once they've been "deterred" then?

    Fox heaven
  • Big_Bad_World
    Big_Bad_World Posts: 5,859
    brogib said:

    Where do the foxes go once they've been "deterred" then?

    They make beautiful scarves.

    image

  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    Human hair is another one, another is a dog
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    razil said:

    Human hair is another one, another is a dog

    Im afraid I'm struggling on both fronts there Raz, I haven't got a dog, and I haven't got much hair.

  • Big_Bad_World
    Big_Bad_World Posts: 5,859
    edited June 2015
    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    razil said:

    Human hair is another one, another is a dog

    Im afraid I'm struggling on both fronts there Raz, I haven't got a dog, and I haven't got much hair.

    The local barbers, if asked nicely, might bag up their sweepings for you.

    Just tell them that you don't want the hair from any gingers as it might infuriate the foxes.

  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,619
    Tyrannosaurus Rex piss.
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  • Dippenhall
    Dippenhall Posts: 3,919
    Very
    brogib said:

    Where do the foxes go once they've been "deterred" then?

    May come back in fashion
    Fox.jpg 23.6K
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,018
    Our two cats chase the foxes away. Two proper little hard b*tches they are.
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,647
    edited June 2015
    Big_Bad_World said:

    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    razil said:

    Human hair is another one, another is a dog

    Im afraid I'm struggling on both fronts there Raz, I haven't got a dog, and I haven't got much hair.

    The local barbers, if asked nicely, might bag up their sweepings for you.

    Just tell them that you don't want the hair from any gingers as it might infuriate the foxes.

    why, are they homophobic?
  • Big_Bad_World
    Big_Bad_World Posts: 5,859
    edited June 2015
    Baldybonce said:

    Big_Bad_World said:

    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    razil said:

    Human hair is another one, another is a dog

    Im afraid I'm struggling on both fronts there Raz, I haven't got a dog, and I haven't got much hair.

    The local barbers, if asked nicely, might bag up their sweepings for you.

    Just tell them that you don't want the hair from any gingers as it might infuriate the foxes.

    why, are they homophobic?
    On the contrary......

    http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/jun/10/welsh-hair-salon-installs-anti-bigot-sign-after-man-refuses-services-of-gay-stylist
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,599
    Addicted said:

    Screech loudly and shit in your own garden. Establish dominance.

    Is that why you don't see any foxes in Bermondsey?
  • Big_Bad_World
    Big_Bad_World Posts: 5,859
    DaveMehmet said:

    Addicted said:

    Screech loudly and shit in your own garden. Establish dominance.

    Is that why you don't see any foxes in Bermondsey?
    No, it's because the do as you likeys next to the station hunt them for food.

  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    Thank you all for the advice, I'm going to try some scoot and also get some sonic repellers to see if they work, I've tried them on moles and they were brilliant.

    If that doesn't work then onto plan B....

    his music is pretty bad, so could work.
  • Addicted
    Addicted Posts: 2,804
    DaveMehmet said:

    Addicted said:

    Screech loudly and shit in your own garden. Establish dominance.

    Is that why you don't see any foxes in Bermondsey?
    Don't know about Bermondsey but it works for me; keeps both the foxes and the neighbors away. Probably because I've only got a balcony.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    edited June 2015
    Just don't confuse foxes and shiba inu if you get the shot gun out:

    Fox - Vulpinisimage

    Shiba Inu- Canis lupus familiaris image

    Random fact - Though looking most like a fox, the shiba inu being a 6000 year old breed, is actually genetically closer to a wolf than any other breed of dog in the world.

    Here's the run down if you're interested in those sort of things:
    image

  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,315
    Such chart
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  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    much wow
  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    so info
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    Sorry to piss on everyones cornflakes, but the link shared about "Humane" fox control said that they use Scoot (Which is useless) to "deter" and that no foxes are harmed. Just wondered where they go?
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,153
    brogib said:

    Sorry to piss on everyones cornflakes, but the link shared about "Humane" fox control said that they use Scoot (Which is useless) to "deter" and that no foxes are harmed. Just wondered where they go?

    Bit like making sure your house is harder to break into than your neighbour, Rob. It doesn't matter where they go as long as they leave you alone...

    I would put down some Munster cheese, that will keep anything away.
  • MartTheTaxi
    MartTheTaxi Posts: 173
    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    Really winding me up at the moment, a few weeks ago it was the noises at night, have got an area that had a trampoline that i need to seed or turf over, but they keep digging the soil up with burrows , and are a right bugger , any tips?

    neve have foxes in my garden my jack russel sees to that
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    edited June 2015
    So Smile...


    Many Sexy...


    (that's my boy Diego)
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    Algarveaddick said:

    brogib said:

    Sorry to piss on everyones cornflakes, but the link shared about "Humane" fox control said that they use Scoot (Which is useless) to "deter" and that no foxes are harmed. Just wondered where they go?

    Bit like making sure your house is harder to break into than your neighbour, Rob. It doesn't matter where they go as long as they leave you alone...

    I would put down some Munster cheese, that will keep anything away.
    Not very socialist
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,153
    brogib said:

    Algarveaddick said:

    brogib said:

    Sorry to piss on everyones cornflakes, but the link shared about "Humane" fox control said that they use Scoot (Which is useless) to "deter" and that no foxes are harmed. Just wondered where they go?

    Bit like making sure your house is harder to break into than your neighbour, Rob. It doesn't matter where they go as long as they leave you alone...

    I would put down some Munster cheese, that will keep anything away.
    Not very socialist
    Objection your honour... irrelevant... :wink:
  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,217
    Use a catapault, a good one.
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,229
    Addicted said:

    Screech loudly and shit in your own garden. Establish dominance.

    I tried this...... and the Neighbours moved.
    The fox just thought i was his daddy.

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