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Tony Watt - (ed. page 16. Confirmed, 3 1/2 year deal)

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  • cafc4life said:

    Couldn't hit a cows arse with a Banjo in the warm up today.

    Thing is. I doubt there is a person in the entire history of the world who has hit a cows arse with a banjo.

  • Anybody got any youtube links of a cows arse/banjo strike?
  • Can Heskey Hit A Cow's Arse With A Banjo? http://youtu.be/YuxUVv1PDTc
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    cafc4life said:

    Couldn't hit a cows arse with a Banjo in the warm up today.

    Thing is. I doubt there is a person in the entire history of the world who has hit a cows arse with a banjo.

    You should give it a go, its therapeutic

  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    Now all we need to do is sign Roberts and Dyer.
  • flyingkiwiDK
    flyingkiwiDK Posts: 5,722
    Wasn't today supposed to be the day we signed Watt?
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    Luzon doesn't fancy him so it's off
  • I'm sure Luzon and Watt got on.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954

    I'm sure Luzon and Watt got on.

    That should be Lights-on and Watt ?

  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,122
    I hope we leave this signing soo late that he can't play this Saturday either...
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  • Fumbluff said:

    I hope we leave this signing soo late that he can't play this Saturday either...

    Maybe he's gone to Wigan....

  • Fumbluff said:

    I hope we leave this signing soo late that he can't play this Saturday either...

    Maybe he's gone to Wigan....

    Luzon? ;-)
  • Someone ask his dad...
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,976
    All joking aside - he's been with us for 2 weeks. It's the worlds worst kept secret that he is with us. He was on the pitch the other day yet we still haven't confirmed the signing.

    Why oh why are we always so slack with signing players. It's the same in the summer windows - we leave it too late and end up with Simon fucking Church.

    This should have been buttoned up ready to press "send" on the fax machine at a minute after midnight
  • They don't have time to tell us about new signings they were too busy preparing the press release that Watford tickets are now on general release - I mean with out away results recently it's important that they make this information available asap or the thousands that want to travel might miss out!

    ;-)
  • perhaps they have sacked BP and are thinking over their next move and put all signings on hold, by they I really mean RD
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,122
    What's a fax machine? You must be really old @Swisdom
  • Fumbluff said:

    What's a fax machine? You must be really old @Swisdom

    The fax machine is that piece of equipment that sits next to the Telex.
  • Dippenhall
    Dippenhall Posts: 3,918
    BP has said on camera that Watt will be signed for Saturday's game, probably had too much time to worry about details like which car park space he gets, these things can't be hurried and we have until Friday.
  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,808
    Fumbluff said:

    What's a fax machine? You must be really old @Swisdom

    transfers are still done this way
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  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,976
    Fumbluff said:

    What's a fax machine? You must be really old @Swisdom

    You hear it every time I transfer window slams shut. Someone transfer did not go through because of a problem with the fax machine. For what it's worth I do think football is the only industry in the world still using fax machines. Well that and the occasional Nigerian scammer

  • Am I being really cynical to suggest they are holding the announcement back to coincide with announcing a new manager and trying to give good news with bad news?
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,122

    Am I being really cynical to suggest they are holding the announcement back to coincide with announcing a new manager and trying to give good news with bad news?

    Which is which?
  • barstool
    barstool Posts: 1,351
    edited January 2015
    the Club benefits, he trains for free, we don't pay the wages for a week or two...good cashflow management
  • Swisdom said:

    Fumbluff said:

    What's a fax machine? You must be really old @Swisdom

    You hear it every time I transfer window slams shut. Someone transfer did not go through because of a problem with the fax machine. For what it's worth I do think football is the only industry in the world still using fax machines. Well that and the occasional Nigerian scammer

    Good Evening Madame.....
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,560

    Fumbluff said:

    What's a fax machine? You must be really old @Swisdom

    The fax machine is that piece of equipment that sits next to the Telex.
    Sad thing is I remember when both of these when telexs were in regular use and faxs were the new thing in communications.
  • Telex?
  • Kap10 said:

    Fumbluff said:

    What's a fax machine? You must be really old @Swisdom

    The fax machine is that piece of equipment that sits next to the Telex.
    Sad thing is I remember when both of these when telexs were in regular use and faxs were the new thing in communications.
    I remember pigeon post.....

  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,126

    Telex?

    He's our latest signing from Standard Liege.