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Ian Holloway has lost the plot

paulie8290
paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
in Other Football and Sports
My mate directed me to this page
http://www.newsatden.co.uk/41296-exclusive-millwall-brings-in-hypnotherapist-to-help-players.html

Seriously hypnotherapy, Holloway is just mental,
although if they beat Wolves now I wont be laughing then lol
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  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    Pretty sure hypnotherapy is widely used in football and all walks of life now to be honest.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,008
    I reckon it's a good idea.
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    edited October 2014
    If we haven't before, maybe we should try it to break the spell the Spanners seem to have over us. :-0
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,355
    they should try Hydrotherapy .. jump in the pool, duck under and hold your breath .. for 2 hours .. or longer
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,566
    plenty of times I've seen Charlton teams play that look like they have been hypnotised
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,784
    "Ian Holloway has lost the plot"

    No shit Sherlock.....................
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,323
    Holloway: "Want ya to tell them: You are feeling very sleepy.. When I snap my fingers you will love playing for Millwall and be as talented as Messi"

    Hypnotist: "Aint a fecking miracle worker, dont even think one of those could make someone love Millwall"
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,750
    Jeeze Paulie not another one. Less is more mate.
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,169
    http://youtu.be/rxiOfepOxe8
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  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,372
    He hasn't gone 'mental' at all. Most players would have been at clubs that have done something similar before. If not hypnotherapy, but some form of psychological training.
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,127
    I think a lot of people misunderstand what hypnotherapy actually is. The Paul McKenna show for example was a joke and they picked on people they knew would deliberately play up. Hypnotherapy is form of psychology and helps teach people self-control…not to how to wake up in five seconds and act like a chicken.
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,127
    An interview with Richard Lee, the former Brentford keeper here - http://www.harleystreethypnotherapyclinic.com/hypnosis/sports_hypnotherapy_london.php
  • cafc4life
    cafc4life Posts: 4,632
    edited October 2014
    ValleyGary said:

    Paulie, look into the eyes not around the eyes into the eyes, now, when you wake up you will stop making new threads.

    3,2,1..you're back in the room.

    Made me absolutely crease
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    And again...
  • smiffyboy
    smiffyboy Posts: 4,314
    edited October 2014
    Surely to hypnotise them they need to find their brains first
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
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  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,624
    The Red Robin said:

    I think a lot of people misunderstand what hypnotherapy actually is. The Paul McKenna show for example was a joke and they picked on people they knew would deliberately play up. Hypnotherapy is form of psychology and helps teach people self-control…not to how to wake up in five seconds and act like a chicken.

    The key word is "therapy"

  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,784
    It's all about putting yourself in a state of relaxing and focusing your mind. You don't go to sleep and can't be made to do anything against your will. It's widely used in loads of sports, so unlike the pink kit voting, nothing to see here.........
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    Can't have a lot of faith in his own man management and motivational skills if he's hoping hypnotherapy will change their fortunes. Sub-consciously or otherwise, the players may well draw the same conclusions. This a man who gave up at Palace because he acknowledged he had run out of ideas. I think the playing squad there saved their own bacon last year. They will beat us on 22nd November no doubt but that might be light relief as they continue to slide down the table. Here's hoping anyway....
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  • bazjonster
    bazjonster Posts: 2,875
    Bedsaddick said:

    Jeeze Paulie not another one. Less is more mate.

    He still got you to post though!!
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,638
    Suggesting that he has lost the plot is wrong.






    It implies that he had a plot in the first place.
  • The_President
    The_President Posts: 14,280
    Paulie, i'm surprised you've got any 'mates'
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    How do u know it's not just for stoptober and he wants them off their 20 a day habit
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,436
    I reckon Paulie is a fake account creates by ValleyGary just so he can up his lol count.
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,355
    Olloway's twouble is ..... e finks e's a hinterlektuwal
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,040
    At the Den he is.
  • Anna_Kissed
    Anna_Kissed Posts: 3,302
    Is 'Let's all laugh at someone's misfortune' the best response that people can come up with? It isn't working out for this guy at the moment, just as it wasn't for Bob Peters.
    Let's hope that we can beat Millwall, and beat them well. How about we leave it at that?

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