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Songs for the new guys?

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  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    To the tune of the Obika song:

    My name is Tucadean,
    I'm from Romania,
    And I can play,
    What can you play?
    I play football,
    Tuca Tuca Tucadean Tucadean Tucadean Tuca Tuca Tucadean Tuca Tucadean.
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    edited August 2014
    Simon Church are you listening?
    Simon Church are you listening?
    At football you're shite,
    And that's being polite,
    Please never ever wear a Charlton shirt.


    That should do his confidence the world of good.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,332
    Vetokele, Igor's when he wants
  • Sonicstud85
    Sonicstud85 Posts: 2,178
    DO DO DO DOOOOO IGOR VETOKELE. (Conga)
  • I can't be the only one who HATES the toure chant. Would be happy never to hear it again.

    To the tune of bob the builder -

    Bob the Belgian! Can we win it?!
    Bob the Belgian! Yes we can!
    Jacko and Cousins, and Solly too
    Wiggo and Wilson join the crew.
    Bob and the gang have so much fun
    Working together to get the job done

    That's terrible. I never want to see or hear that ever again. wtf
  • Valiantphil
    Valiantphil Posts: 6,427
    I fought Delort, and Delort won.
    In a Clash stylee.
  • Sonicstud85
    Sonicstud85 Posts: 2,178
    Whatever new songs are chosen, someone must make sure they blurt them out in style at Brentford on Saturday. It's a great place to get songs going and with the big away support, it will be easier to translate with more people singing it back at the Valley for those who couldnt make it... Like me!

    I am praying for a win Saturday and will be glued to the updates!
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,182
    image

    Who is responsible for this??…..come on, reveal yourself.

    Shocking.
  • C4FC4L1f3
    C4FC4L1f3 Posts: 1,917
    edited August 2014
    Ha ha ha classic will get the millwall shitting there selfs at the valley :)
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,576
    Oh Katrien Meire , you are the love of my life
    Oh Katrien Meire , i'd gladly leave the wife
    Oh Katrien Meire , say that you love me too


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  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,707
    edited August 2014
    To the tune of 'those were the days my friend ! For all the old farts amongst us.

    Yohann Berg Gudmundsson
    Johann Berg Gudmundsson
    Yohann Berg Gud

    Johann Berg Gudmundsson

    You get the idea, try singing it after you've had a few sherbets :-0
  • Stone
    Stone Posts: 3,026
    Igor fits the Hokey Cokey well and the Geordies used to sing it it Ameobi.

    Wooh Igor Vetokele, knees bend, arms stretched...........
  • redlanered
    redlanered Posts: 2,223
    edited August 2014
    A straight rendition of the chorus for Johnny B Gud would do the job for our #7, might even get us singing in the Upper West
  • cafc_se7
    cafc_se7 Posts: 2,309
    dizzee said:

    A song for Peeters...

    To the tune of the Killers Human:

    Oh Bobby let me know,
    Are you Millwall? Or are you Charlton?,
    The Badge is vital, Live by the sword,
    And I'm on Floyd Road waiting for your answer,
    You're not Millwall, you're much classier.

    Haha absolutely brilliant
  • Numbers
    Numbers Posts: 835
    Can't get this one out of my head.

    For Yoni Buyens to Roy Orbisons Only The Lonely

    Dum dum dum dummy do wah
    Oh yay yay yay yeah
    Oh oh oh oh ah Only the Yoni, Only the Yoni

    Only the Yoni, dum dum dum dummy do wah
    Know the way to score goals, Oh yay yay yay yeah
    Only the Yoni, dum dum dum dummy do wah
    Know how to do it right,
    There goes Diego, There goes big Yann
    They're gone forever, so far apart
    But only the Yoni, Know why I, I cheer
    Only the Yoni, dum dum dum dummy do wah
    Oh yay yay yay yeah
    Oh oh oh oh ah Only the Yoni, Only the Yoni


    Alright it'll never be sung outside of my shower, but it passed a few minutes on a Sunday afternoon
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,256
    So what did we actually get ?
    Any of those stunning efforts above ?
    No, what we got was ..........

    Igor, Igor, Igor LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
  • To the tune of Ooh-Wakka-Doo-Wakka-Day by Gilbert O' Sullivan

    I wanna tell you
    I might as well do
    About a boy who can do anything
    He comes from Iceland
    His name is Johann
    Gudmundson Gudmundson Gudmundson
  • Gumbo
    Gumbo Posts: 957
    When the ball hits the net like a fooking rocket that's vetokele
    It's not Rooney or cole
    That's scores all the goals
    It vetokele
  • He scores goals igorrrrr he scorers goalssssss, ohhhh Igor he scores goals. Sang slowly this would sound class
  • Vetokele vetokele he ain't brazilan but he's our Pele....

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  • DO DO DO DOOOOO IGOR VETOKELE. (Conga)

    Thought he was from Angola!? ;-)
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,355

    He scores goals igorrrrr he scorers goalssssss, ohhhh Igor he scores goals. Sang slowly this would sound class

    Dont think many people know what that means,
    I am sure somehow Since I was young has got faster, it was already to fast last season but on Saturday it seemed even quicker
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 64,302
    Stone said:

    Igor fits the Hokey Cokey well and the Geordies used to sing it it Ameobi.

    Wooh Igor Vetokele, knees bend, arms stretched...........

    Like this one a lot but I don't think the Covered End can do songs with more than four different words in it unless it's the Addams Family.
  • Bikey, Bikey ohhh ohhh ohh Bikey
    To the time of Peter Gabriel's Biko
  • eldavide
    eldavide Posts: 384
    Already a big Andre Bikey fan! My song for him, to the tune of "Gigantic" by The Pixies ( recent Apple iPhone ad)

    Andre Bikey
    Andre Bikey
    Andre Bikey
    Our big big lump!
  • sammy391
    sammy391 Posts: 3,851
    Geoooorge tucudean
    Ooh aah
    I wanna know woah
    When you'll score a goal?
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,988
    Things can yoni get better


    http://youtu.be/UwWfE4DAyao
  • I've just woken up for a dream where the ground was chanting Vetokele's name to the theme from Game of Thrones...

    So underneath everyone was singing like this:
    #Veto-ke-le, Veto-ke-le, Veto-ke-le, Veto-ke-le.....

    And over the top a few were singing:
    #Iiiiiiigor Vetokele, Igor Veto-ke-le.......

    Go with me on this one. It sounded great. A bit like this, but obviously not Peter Dinklage...Unless he comes in on loan.

    http://uproxx.com/tv/2014/04/the-all-dinklage-game-of-thrones-theme-song-remix-might-be-the-best-one-yet/

    We also had an attendance of about 60,000 so it was definitely a dream.
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,707
    edited September 2014
    Goody ,
    Goody, Gud
    Gudmundsson

    Goody
    He's waiting for you

    Goody,
    Goody Gud
    Gudmundsson

    Goody,

    He'll score a goal or two

    (To the tune of the tv show the goodies).
  • tom_k
    tom_k Posts: 1,207
    Have any of the songs posted on this website ever been sung at a game?