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Charlton all time slowest eleven
Absurdistan
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So who would make the team?
I will start off by suggesting Neal Redfearn in midfield.
I will start off by suggesting Neal Redfearn in midfield.
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John Bumstead next to him.0
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Doherty0
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Doherty and Phil Chappell1
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Ralph Milne, winger (allegedly).0
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Colin Walsh ?0
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John Barnes by the time we got him.0
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Paddy Mac0
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Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink, was so slow and fat by the time he played for us.1
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Weaver in goal?0
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Leon Clarke, the bloke looked like he was running in treacle and that's before the pitch deteriorated to its present state!1
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Harry Cripps.1
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Good shout, just need another striker to match his slothnessAddickted4life said:Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink, was so slow and fat by the time he played for us.
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Dave Shipperley.1
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Matt Holland looked like he was running in quick sand in his final season.
El Khalej had the acceleration of a cross channel ferry.0 -
Bradley Allen upfront. Not convinced he was ever actually running as there must be some law of physics stating it's impossible to run that slowly.0
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LLera0
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Jorge Costa running back from a corner1
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Phil chapple0
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Basey0
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Peter Garland0
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Costa and Maurice Setters0
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Phil Chapple when running forwards at full tilt he went backwards. You're unlikely to see thighs, knees, shins ankles and feet move so fast with such energy and force to so little effect. Phil sweated 100% effort, but somewhere along the line his desire had had an argument with his body.1
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This!Addickted4life said:Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink, was so slow and fat by the time he played for us.
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McCarthy0 -
Mark robso n??0
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Might be memory playing tricks but what about Steve Thompson?0
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Fortune in his second spell with us was very slow, all those ops had taken their toll0
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Mike Small.
Only player to actually run backwards, whilst trying to go forwards.
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No way. He was pretty quick. Nippy, anyway.scabbyhorse said:Mark robso n??
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