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Free porn offer after France reach World Cup finals leaves fans with an unhappy climax
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A French porn producer was left red-faced after Les Bleus defied the odds to qualify for the World Cup finals on Tuesday.
Blue movie man Marc Dorcel offered football fans free access to his X-rated website if the national team defied the odds to turn around a 2-0 first leg deficit and see off Ukraine in Paris. One 3-0 win for France later and happy fans were clicking on Dorcel.com expecting to celebrate the win in some style.
Which is when Dorcel’s server crashed under the weight of saucy demand.
In fact, such was the interest in Dorcel’s offer the server crashed before the likes of Karim Benzema and Franck Ribery had even got off the pitch. Just 45 seconds after the final whistle the site went down, with Dorcel tweeting a graph showing the massive spike in demand for his saucy services.
But there was a happy climax for excited France fans with Dorcel promising to keep his pledge when the site was up and running again.
The stunned porn baron tweeted ‘Dorcelvision.com exploded on the whistle. Mail your details to lesbleuslontfait@dorcel.com to receive your film tomorrow.’
A French porn producer was left red-faced after Les Bleus defied the odds to qualify for the World Cup finals on Tuesday.
Blue movie man Marc Dorcel offered football fans free access to his X-rated website if the national team defied the odds to turn around a 2-0 first leg deficit and see off Ukraine in Paris. One 3-0 win for France later and happy fans were clicking on Dorcel.com expecting to celebrate the win in some style.
Which is when Dorcel’s server crashed under the weight of saucy demand.
In fact, such was the interest in Dorcel’s offer the server crashed before the likes of Karim Benzema and Franck Ribery had even got off the pitch. Just 45 seconds after the final whistle the site went down, with Dorcel tweeting a graph showing the massive spike in demand for his saucy services.
But there was a happy climax for excited France fans with Dorcel promising to keep his pledge when the site was up and running again.
The stunned porn baron tweeted ‘Dorcelvision.com exploded on the whistle. Mail your details to lesbleuslontfait@dorcel.com to receive your film tomorrow.’
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Free porn? Doesn't he know there's thousands of sites out there that are free? Not that I've ever visited them of course................0
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French weather girl did the biz but still failed meet expectations http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/french-weather-girl-to-present-forecast-naked-after-france-seal-world-cup-qualification-8952118.html0
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How about a picture of what she did?0
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Quite like Marc Dorcel's work. He has a good eye.0
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She went to a French town called Poli which, translated to English, means 'in the nude'.0
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accidental oxymoron ..."an unhappy climax"0
