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I'm all Charlton-ed out ! Lets talk biscuits

AFKABartram
AFKABartram Posts: 57,803
edited November 2006 in Other Football and Sports
Just had a Viennese Whirl, cleverly crafted biscuit exterior with a seductive chocolate inside.

the best, and most classiest biscuit known to man.

Discuss.
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  • Just had a plain hobknob.

    Cant go wrong with the classics.
  • iansarge
    iansarge Posts: 169
    Jammy Dodger - nuff said !
  • Rothko
    Rothko Posts: 18,779
    Jaffa Cakes rule
  • Just eating a "one dip". Grat for soaking up beer.

    Got me chuckling thinking about the Peter Kay sketch.
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,217
    i just bought myself a jam donut... in need of sugar my body keeps telling me! :-)
  • Organic Shortbread's from Duchy Originals
  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    Had a three pack of Bourbons this morning, well nice.
  • i'm with AFKA on this one!
  • Mark
    Mark Posts: 99
    The choice of biscuit reveals a lot about a man. My favourite - rich tea - is honest, reliable and good natured to the core.

    If you favour a fancy dan biscuit with pretentions and hidden secrets, such as a Viennese Whirl, then the conclusions are obvious.

    Interestingly, the latest thinking in psychometric testing dictates that you should monitor the biscuit choice in an interview situation as it is often more revealing than the contents of a typical fabricated CV.
  • les_says
    les_says Posts: 934
    suzisausage shortbread from lee.
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  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    [cite]Posted By: DaveStorry[/cite]Just eating a "one dip". Grat for soaking up beer.

    Got me chuckling thinking about the Peter Kay sketch.

    *said very slowly* Me biscuit..... get me a spoon.....
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    mint viscount!

    Can you still buy them?
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,803
    [cite]Posted By: Mark[/cite]The choice of biscuit reveals a lot about a man. My favourite - rich tea - is honest, reliable and good natured to the core.

    If you favour a fancy dan biscuit with pretentions and hidden secrets, such as a Viennese Whirl, then the conclusions are obvious.
    .

    We'll you've got me worked out to a (rich) tee Mark, because i'm dishonest, unreliable and a downright miserable fecker !
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    malted milk always go down well
  • cafcpolo
    cafcpolo Posts: 3,811
    Can you still get the pink wafers? Not had one of those in years, used to love em!
  • T
    T Posts: 1,348
    I must take umbridge with the Viennese Whirl, it's is little more than dust covered in chocolate that not only disntigrates, it doesn't have a crunch and disntegrates in tea.

    A chocloate digestive, simple but with a dark side.
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    indeed you can, we had some at home for the kids a week or two ago and I still can manage to eat them a layer at a time without making a right old mess.
  • cafcpolo
    cafcpolo Posts: 3,811
    Decent, thats goin on the shopping list then.

    Well me Mums that is, lol.
  • Heath Hero
    Heath Hero Posts: 1,520
    Peasants the lot of you. Enter the shortbread, a smooth buttery texture with the highland pedigree. The King of biscuits. Only the shortbread has earned the right to be served in a royal tartan box.
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,751
    Chocolate Digestives - the King of Biscuits.

    Went to the gym have now eaten a packet of choc bisuits - wot a fecking waste of time the gym was!
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  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,751
    Heath Hero - I have a patent on the expression "King of Biscuits" - pay me a £1m or I will sue you quicker than the orange man shouts "lawyer".
  • Mortain
    Mortain Posts: 391
    [cite]Posted By: Rothko[/cite]Jaffa Cakes rule

    Is a jaffa cake a biscuit, or as the name suggests, a cake?

    Either way, vile things IMO.

    Those caramel choc digestives are the way forward.
  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    McVities Chocolate digestive's are the DADDY of biscuits.
  • Chocolate hobnobs my fav but thanks to the women here I now know they have 4.5% fat per biscuit so feel guilty.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,803
    and what's all this rubbish about dunking biscuits in drinks ?

    drinks are for drinking, food is for eating. do not confuse or mix the two.

    pure peasant behaviour. FACT
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,751
    Dunking is a sign of intelligence MORE FACT THAN YOUR FACT
    Do it in the meeting and watch the little black skirts swoon.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,803
    and then watch em laugh when half of it falls on your chin....
  • boasters,they will have any biscuit in a street fight!
  • Heath Hero
    Heath Hero Posts: 1,520
    [cite]Posted By: 1905[/cite]Heath Hero - I have a patent on the expression "King of Biscuits" - pay me a £1m or I will sue you quicker than the orange man shouts "lawyer".

    Actually, as the board's token lawyer, I can tell you (for free) that you've got a trade mark on it if anything, with perhaps a bit of copyright thrown in. Unless you've invented a machine which dunks biscuits in tea without letting them break off which is also called "King of Biscuits", then you haven't got a patent.

    And if you now choose to invent such a machine and patent it, I'll sue you...
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,751
    "Actually, as the board's token lawyer, I can tell you (for free) that you've got a trade mark on it if anything, with perhaps a bit of copyright thrown in. Unless you've invented a machine which dunks biscuits in tea without letting them break off which is also called "King of Biscuits", then you haven't got a patent.

    And if you now choose to invent such a machine and patent it, I'll sue you... "

    Lawyers dont give chuff all for free so you can't be a lawyer. Where's my million?