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  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,619
    She is awesome.
  • cafcledbury
    cafcledbury Posts: 1,228
    i drink her bath water whilst she was on or suck her shit through a sweaty sock
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,619
    cafcledbury said:

    i drink her bath water whilst she was on or suck her shit through a sweaty sock

    I think I'll stick with awesome.

  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,866
    cafcledbury said:

    i drink her bath water whilst she was on or suck her shit through a sweaty sock

    Would you use her shit for toothpaste though?
  • GoOnYouHaddocks
    GoOnYouHaddocks Posts: 1,044
    cafcledbury said:

    i drink her bath water whilst she was on or suck her shit through a sweaty sock

    She doesn't sh*t, she's perfect.

  • EpsomAddick
    EpsomAddick Posts: 2,555
    This was from Friday's normal Countdown

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  • EpsomAddick
    EpsomAddick Posts: 2,555
    Sorry it's so small...ooh err
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    loads of em Rach loads of em
  • Ross_cafc
    Ross_cafc Posts: 296
    Metro, pg 29. Perfect for the Monday morning blues!
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,770
    If you haven't done it for a while, have a look at page one of this thread.
    Quite a few people wrote Rachel off early doors!
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  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,598
    Looking good in a little black number on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown.
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    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,598
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  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,102
    8 out of 10 cats does countdown on c4 now
    (HD for Rachel)
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    I watched that last night and I must have repeated the word 'filth' in my head about a thousand times
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
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  • thecrazyaddick
    thecrazyaddick Posts: 607
    Jesus F Christ!
  • MattTeesHeader
    MattTeesHeader Posts: 622
    Oh god, where are those tissues?
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,598
    MattTeesHeader said:

    Oh god, where are those tissues?

    Stuck to the inside on the bed sheets?
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    Dateline 11 January 2046.

    Charlton Life post: Would Ya?

    Rachel Riley is 60 years old today. Would ya?

    What would the responses be?
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  • Brunello
    Brunello Posts: 1,950
    thai malaysia addick said:

    Dateline 11 January 2046.

    Charlton Life post: Would Ya?

    Rachel Riley is 60 years old today. Would ya?

    What would the responses be?

    Given I would be 87 YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,146
    thai malaysia addick said:

    Dateline 11 January 2046.

    Charlton Life post: Would Ya?

    Rachel Riley is 60 years old today. Would ya?

    What would the responses be?

    Carter would say she is thirty years too old for him...
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,349
    thai malaysia addick said:

    Dateline 11 January 2046.

    Charlton Life post: Would Ya?

    Rachel Riley is 60 years old today. Would ya?

    What would the responses be?

    I would of wasted a lot of fluid on that women by then so Hell yeh (IF I could still manage it...)!
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,102
    Our Rachel is rumoured to be on Strictly Come Dancing this year
  • bolloxbolder
    bolloxbolder Posts: 7,958
    and Susanna Reid.
  • Viewfinder
    Viewfinder Posts: 4,910
    Am I the only one here who prefers Susie Dent? The feline face: nervously alert, never in repose. The shy modesty. The fierce intelligence worn lightly. That demure quality, masking a sleek stealth. The lowered eyes as she smiles - the wickedness of the thought. Just imagine her whispering dirty words in your ear - in Olde English, or a Norse dialect.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    only 60 she would still have a good 18 yrs left of yes for me
  • bolloxbolder
    bolloxbolder Posts: 7,958
    Yes you are in a minority of one VF
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    edited August 2013
    stackitsteve said:

    Our Rachel is rumoured to be on Strictly Come Dancing this year

    it has been confirmed .. expect audience figures (especially for men of a certain age) to go up up up and up .. errrrr Tony Jacklin will also be a contestant .. No doubt there will be plenty of 'hole in one' jokes to look forward to
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,145
    strictly cum dancing

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