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LenGloverLenGlover
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Andy Murray's mum
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    Clem_SnideClem_Snide
    She'd bite your head off and spit it out of the window.
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    soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    edited January 2013
    I would rather baste my todger in course liver pate and then offer it to a pride of starving Kalahari lions waiting for the rains to break. Besides she's fookin Scotch.
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    RedroboRedrobo
    Yes, but only if she promised not to talk.
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    SillybillySillybilly
    soapy_jones said:

    I would rather baste my todger in course liver pate and then offer it to a pride of starving Kalahati lions waiting for the rains to break. Besides she's fookin Scotch.

    I'd rather baste my todger as above and I'm "fookin Scotch"!!!!
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    North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    Nope, find her really, really annoying.
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    AbsurdistanAbsurdistan
    No
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    carly burncarly burn
    Not a fukin chance In hell!
    And I'm well pissed.
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    AbsurdistanAbsurdistan
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    MacronateMacronate
    You'd have your work cut out getting her to deuce.
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    TELTEL
    Not even with yours mate...........
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    soapy_jones said:

    I would rather baste my todger in course liver pate and then offer it to a pride of starving Kalahari lions waiting for the rains to break. Besides she's fookin Scotch.

    well said

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    BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    No from me
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    cafcpolocafcpolo
    If I could tie up and gag Andy Murray to make him watch and cry as I destroy her then yes. If not, no chance in hell.
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    Brendan_O_ConnellBrendan_O_Connell
    cafcpolo said:

    If I could tie up and gag Andy Murray to make him watch and cry as I destroy her then yes. If not, no chance in hell.

    This!

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    IdleHansIdleHans
    Do you mind? I'm eating.
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    maybe_babymaybe_baby
    It's a big yes from me...when I think of where our wonderful Andy came from, I just want to be there.
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    Off_itOff_it
    Game
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    Off_itOff_it
    Set and match too, probably.
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    DanepakDanepak
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    cafcfancafcfan
    edited February 2013
    I think if you add a couple of decades to Murray's girlfriend she is going to look just like his Mum. Somewhat disturbing I'd say. Or perhaps he doesn't know he's shagging his sister?
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    HuskarisHuskaris
    Only if I was called Andy.
    cafcfan said:

    I think if you add a couple of decades to Murray's girlfriend she is going to look just like his Mum. Somewhat disturbing I'd say. Or perhaps he doesn't know he's shagging his sister?

    And you are completely right, I thought she was his sister until the commentator said otherwise... Even then anything goes up there I suppose.

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    CAFCspooneyCAFCspooney
    Need new balls every 6th game.
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    LenGloverLenGlover
    Time to bump this!
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    TelMc32TelMc32
    LenGlover said:

    Time to bump this!

    Have you Len?
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    LenGloverLenGlover
    TelMc32 said:

    LenGlover said:

    Time to bump this!

    Have you Len?
    Not even with yours!

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    BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    Still.a yes from me like
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    StigThundercockStigThundercock
    yes to the first and last - who is the the middle one? yes tho
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    ViewfinderViewfinder
    StigThundercock said:

    yes to the first and last - who is the the middle one? yes tho

    Actually, I'm confused about photos 2 and 3. Obviously the first one is Murray's mother. Is photo 2 the same woman, but about 15 years previously? And is photo 3 his girlfriend? If this is the case, my answers are - Not on your Nellie; Sure, why not?; and Yeah, bring her on.

    New balls, please.

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    nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    You lot are odd

    I'd give it a forehand smash a backhand smash and an ace straight up the middle
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    Covered EndCovered End
    Viewfinder said:

    StigThundercock said:

    yes to the first and last - who is the the middle one? yes tho

    Actually, I'm confused about photos 2 and 3. Obviously the first one is Murray's mother. Is photo 2 the same woman, but about 15 years previously? And is photo 3 his girlfriend? If this is the case, my answers are - Not on your Nellie; Sure, why not?; and Yeah, bring her on.

    New balls, please.

    2nd one I'm not sure, but 3rd one is Chris Evert. You don't know Chris Evert ?
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