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Tax Return error

DippenhallDippenhall
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
HMRC has returned the Tax Return to a man in Evesham after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly. In response to the question; "Do you have anyone dependent on you?" The man wrote "2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in over 85 prisons, plus 650 idiots in Parliament, and the whole of the European Commission".

HMRC stated the response was unacceptable.

The man's response to HMRC was "Who did I miss out?"

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    addick1965addick1965
    Brilliant :)
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    Brendan_O_ConnellBrendan_O_Connell
    The Newspaper is called "Valley News". Great name for a newspaper!!
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    Oggy RedOggy Red
    It's been doing the rounds for a year or two now - brilliant, all the same.

    Wish I'd thought of it first!
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    mistrollinginmistrollingin
    Superb!
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    LincsaddickLincsaddick
    Definitely a candidate for a Knighthood .. or the Tower
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    thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    I once received a tax bill which through the carbon had the text 'FAT ARSE' across it. I kid you not.

    I wrote to the Inland Revenue and thanked them for having 'FAT ARSE' in the allowances part of the tax return. Whilst I was prepared to admit that I had a fat arse, I was unclear as to the amount that was allowable.

    To be fair, they replied with a witty letter. I should have kept it.
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    BaronPaoloBaronPaolo
    Haha super.
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