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WSSWSS
edited October 2006 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,which I had used for years without any trouble.

However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and
the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy6.9.

Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left
a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several
weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0.

While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSxPlus and Cleanhouse 2005.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run.

Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.

They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and
can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge.

These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess
what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs
to be reinstalled every other week.

Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard
drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could be problems.

A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself!!

Comments

  • i like that, though i sense a fight back from the females on this forum !
  • lol, quality.
  • not from me, will let you have your little bit of fun.

    we know that you'll be doing what you're told later and obeying as you know who's right.
  • Suzi, Curb_It, any other females on this forum,

    Please enlighten me, when the chant "Oh South London is Wonderful...." starts to ring around the Vall...covered end, what words do you sing instead of tits and fanny, or do you sing tits and fanny?

    just curious
  • [cite] righthandbackward:[/cite]Suzi, Curb_It, any other females on this forum,

    Please enlighten me, when the chant "Oh South London is Wonderful...." starts to ring around the Vall...covered end, what words do you sing instead of tits and fanny, or do you sing tits and fanny?

    just curious

    Ha ha nice one!

    Go on girls, this one certainly is intriguing
  • i cough... twice.
  • [cite] Curb_It:[/cite]i cough... twice.

    Wow, i just tried that, a very difficult skill, you'll have to demonstrate Next week!!
  • while gargling with a mouthful of magners..

    yes my little cough raises a little laugh always... tho its wearing thin now after a few years.
  • i sing the rest of it, apart from that line.

    don't sing the andy hunt song either, well that line anyway.
  • [cite] Curb_It:[/cite]while gargling with a mouthful of magners..

    Ha ha nice work curbit
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  • What about

    "Its full of shoes, shopping and Charlton"
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