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Dear Friend......

Stone
Stone Posts: 3,026
edited January 2012 in Not Sports Related
So come on, who's got bundles of time on their hands to lead this one on for a laugh.......

Dear Friend,

My name is Mr. KADUGU ASSIMI, I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of (6.2) Million Dollars funds which belongs to our deceased customer who died in plane crash.

Since the death of this our customer the money has been in our bank without claim. I want to release the money to you as the deceased NEXT OF KIN for the benefit of both of us. By indicating your interest I will send you the full details on how the business will be executed,you can also call me on my direct phone number +22677665314.

Thanks
Mr. KADUGU ASSIMI.

THE REQUESTED INFORMATIONS BELOW
==================================
1. FULL NAME..............
2. TELEPHONE NUMBERS/MOBILE/FAX.......
3. YOUR AGE......
4. YOUR SEX.........
5. YOUR OCCUPATION........
6. YOUR COUNTRY AND CITY......
7. YOUR HOME ADDRESS..........
8. MARITAL STATUS............
THANKS WITH MY BEST REGARDS

Reply to: kadugaasimi@yahoo.com

Comments

  • olster
    olster Posts: 1,397
    the home of scambaiting:

    http://www.419eater.com/
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Ask them if they can confirm if it's Kadugu Assimi or Kumup Ansimi.
  • olster
    olster Posts: 1,397
    some pure comedy gold in here:

    http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    some pure comedy gold in here:

    http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm
    that site is a brilliant read.
    lost many an afternoon reading them, often having to disguise bouts of laughter as coughing fits to the rest of the office.
  • Stone
    Stone Posts: 3,026
    Jesus. I've just been through the one titled 'Busted' with poor old Ony Obo.

    I almost feel sorry for him!
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,017
    I love the handwriting one "The Hitchhikers Guide To Handwriting".

    Some of the trophies the scambaiters have collected are astounding!
  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    Jesus. I've just been through the one titled 'Busted' with poor old Ony Obo.

    I almost feel sorry for him!
    classic!
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    BUSTED.....not laughed so much in ages, work of a genius.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,976
    edited January 2012
    Jesus. I've just been through the one titled 'Busted' with poor old Ony Obo.

    I almost feel sorry for him!
    classic!
    haha that is genius. think people need to read the baiters comments at the end of the story.

    These scammers are scum of the earth.
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    some pure comedy gold in here:

    http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm

    Love this site. It should become a national pastime.
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  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,431
    Just read through "Busted!" and was getting some very stange looks from people in the office whilst I was trying to suppress the laughter.
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,034
    Just read through "Busted!" and was getting some very stange looks from people in the office whilst I was trying to suppress the laughter.
    Did you watch the video ? I couldn't watch it at work but sounds immense.
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    Using Python names as well, brilliant, and as for Juan Triquee Ponee........hats off.
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,431
    No sound at work so didn't watch the video but will have a look tonight.
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,998
    Checked this site out in the past but first time I have looked at 'Busted' ... truly superb
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    The video was comedy gold
  • RedMist
    RedMist Posts: 1,404
    The funniest thing about the video is that it was made in the first place, the lengths he went to to get 'easy' money-expenses including $800 to hire two raincoats, and can you pay the 'actors' money to me and I'll pass it on...

    Hats off to the baiter!
  • cafckev
    cafckev Posts: 2,914
    I am almost tempted to say the video made me laugh much more than the original version.
  • redredrobin
    redredrobin Posts: 433
    That website is brilliant. Agree with previous comments that scammers are scum. That Ony Obo deserved everything he got. Cracked up at 800 quid for raincoat hire!
  • Stefco
    Stefco Posts: 848
    This one is hilarious, & football based:

    http://419eater.com/html/ebi_garry.htm
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  • Thommo
    Thommo Posts: 1,438
    I received a cracker from 'the Nigerian space agency' who had sent the first Nigerian into space but due to a currency collapse had no money to bring him back and so were appealing for cash.
  • EastStand
    EastStand Posts: 4,109
    I received a cracker from 'the Nigerian space agency' who had sent the first Nigerian into space but due to a currency collapse had no money to bring him back and so were appealing for cash.
    Wow. That is a stretch.
  • Stone
    Stone Posts: 3,026
    Hi Sir,

    I am Mr. Patrick Zubby Lumumba, a miner from Democratic
    Republic Congo. I Believe we can execute this project.
    After going through your personal profile, I have seen
    that you are the type I can trust to do business with.

    I have Gold Bar/Nuggets and Diamond to sell and I have
    appointed you as my commission agent, to sell and look
    for buyers of my products, you are advised to give your
    contact mobile phone numbers, so that I can call you and
    send the our Full Corporate Offer and Proof of product.

    I am waiting for your urgent reply.

    Sincerely.

    Mr. Patrick Zubby Lumumba
    Katanga Mining Limited
    BP 492 Bukavu Goma
    Democratic Republic Congo
    Cell: +243991060541

    Sounds tempting? :neutral:
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,640
    Tell him you're more interested in chicken nuggets, you could shift thousands in Woolwich.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    EastStand said:

    I received a cracker from 'the Nigerian space agency' who had sent the first Nigerian into space but due to a currency collapse had no money to bring him back and so were appealing for cash.
    Wow. That is a stretch.


    Did they get him back?

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