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I'm all Charlton-ed out ! Lets talk biscuits

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  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,197
    Ooh, I've just looked at the Tunnock's web site - there's a dark chocolate version too.  Yum, yum.
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,894
    well now you are talking!

    some great social history on film at the city of london museum of peak freans c1910 if you are interested 

    Nan and Mum both used to work at peak freans ...i know thats spanner territory

    and also mum worked at chiltonians and robertsons jam factories so my biscuit lineage is pretty good

    its a lemon pufff from me 
  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    edited December 2011
    i used to work in a biscuit factory - great job!!

    http://www.farmhouse-biscuits.co.uk/


  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,580
    i used to work in a biscuit factory - great job!!
    So did I but I got the sack. The boss thought I was crackers.
  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    i used to work in a biscuit factory - great job!!
    So did I but I got the sack. The boss thought I was crackers.
    Should have spent more time hob-nobbing with the management then....
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,197
    Talking of crackers  what's everyone's favourite cracker to go with cheese?  I like the bog standard Jacob's Cream Cracker with maybe the Hovis biscuit thingy on the subs bench.  Can't stand those Carr's Water Biscuits.
  • Kiely#1
    Kiely#1 Posts: 258

    Fig Rolls. They contain everything that a growing boy needs.

     

    You can live solely on a diet of these and/or toast with marmite on. FACT.

  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    Talking of crackers  what's everyone's favourite cracker to go with cheese?  I like the bog standard Jacob's Cream Cracker with maybe the Hovis biscuit thingy on the subs bench.  Can't stand those Carr's Water Biscuits.
    i like Ryvita - happily readily available over here
  • SE10
    SE10 Posts: 2,169
    and what's all this rubbish about dunking biscuits in drinks ?

    drinks are for drinking, food is for eating. do not confuse or mix the two.

    pure peasant behaviour. FACT


    What a load of rubbish!

    Thats the only reason I have biscuits. You just gotta be careful you don't drop it in. ;-)

  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,894
    they used to sell bags of broken biscuits in th local bakers shops and mum would come home with same from chiltonians
    bourbons ,nice,barmouths,custard creams,lemon puffs,rich teas

    btw its water biscuits with a nice strong cheddar and a vintage port for me xmas evening  
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  • http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/
    is the pre-eminent site for matters biscuity.
    Has been a source of amusement in Montana Towers for many many years

    Todays hot news = Spreadable Biscuits!
  • Very nice but not a biscuit. Someone at work said what about  Jaffa Cakes being biscuits or cakes debate (didnt know there was one). I replied the clue is in their name.
    I seem to recall that McVities decided to call them cakes to get around some sort of tax thing but they are actually considered to be biscuits.

    On the other hand, I also recall that biscuits go soggy when they are left out for too long whereas cakes go dry and I can confirm that on one sad occasion a Jaffa Cake was found in the house in a dessicated state.
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    Hope this venn diagram-ish help
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,090
    Custard cream or Dark chocolate digestive, with an ice cold pint of milk, cant beat it.
  • How to spot biscuits

    • They come in packets
    • They have two sides
    • You could dunk them in tea

    Entry level

    • They come in clear cellophane wrappers
    • They aren't so nice that you could eat a whole packet
    • They are homogeneous

    Mid range

    • Anything with a currant, or some sort of fruit in it
    • Twin layer affair with some sort of cream up the middle
    • Wrapper has pictures on it.
    • Some sort of USP

    Luxury

    • Any thing with chocolate on top.
    • May be in a cardboard box

     

    FAQ

    Q. Are Jaffa cakes biscuits.

    A. No, no the're not. Apart from being called cakes they
    obviously have a sponge base. Granted they appear to be some kind of
    luxury biscuit being chocolate covered and shipping in a box.

    Q. Why are 'Nice' biscuits called that?

    A. I don't know because they are possibly one of the nastiest
    biscuits ever, perhaps its sarcasm. Also if you are new to this site
    and are about to email me saying "Actually its because they are named
    after the town in the south of France" don't. They're not from there,
    nobody there has ever heard of them. Hop on an Easyjet flight get
    yourself down there and ask around, you'll get even blanker Gallic looks
    than usual. Back when they were invented Huntley and Palmer were
    knocking out over 450 sorts of biscuits, so naming new sorts of biscuits
    was probably a matter of just going through the phone book or index in
    the atlas. Anyhow I don't like them.

    Q. Whats the best biscuit ever?

    A. Well I would have to say the Abbey Crunch, see my page on this ground breaking oat based biscuit.

    Q. Can something that is individually wrapped be biscuit.

    A. Its pushing it isn't it.

    Q. Whats the story with pink wafers?

    A. Well they have dropped out of fashion, and rightly so as
    they are unpleasant at best. Wafers in general have had to move up into
    chocolate covered jobs like the Tunnocks wafer, or chocolate bars like
    the Kit Kat

  • BowieAddick
    BowieAddick Posts: 1,192
    Lemon Puffs for me
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,090

    How to spot biscuits

    • They come in packets
    • They have two sides
    • You could dunk them in tea

    Entry level

    • They come in clear cellophane wrappers
    • They aren't so nice that you could eat a whole packet
    • They are homogeneous

    Mid range

    • Anything with a currant, or some sort of fruit in it
    • Twin layer affair with some sort of cream up the middle
    • Wrapper has pictures on it.
    • Some sort of USP

    Luxury

    • Any thing with chocolate on top.
    • May be in a cardboard box

     

    FAQ

    Q. Are Jaffa cakes biscuits.

    A. No, no the're not. Apart from being called cakes they obviously have a sponge base. Granted they appear to be some kind of luxury biscuit being chocolate covered and shipping in a box.

    Q. Why are 'Nice' biscuits called that?

    A. I don't know because they are possibly one of the nastiest biscuits ever, perhaps its sarcasm. Also if you are new to this site and are about to email me saying "Actually its because they are named after the town in the south of France" don't. They're not from there, nobody there has ever heard of them. Hop on an Easyjet flight get yourself down there and ask around, you'll get even blanker Gallic looks than usual. Back when they were invented Huntley and Palmer were knocking out over 450 sorts of biscuits, so naming new sorts of biscuits was probably a matter of just going through the phone book or index in the atlas. Anyhow I don't like them.

    Q. Whats the best biscuit ever?

    A. Well I would have to say the Abbey Crunch, see my page on this ground breaking oat based biscuit.

    Q. Can something that is individually wrapped be biscuit.

    A. Its pushing it isn't it.

    Q. Whats the story with pink wafers?

    A. Well they have dropped out of fashion, and rightly so as they are unpleasant at best. Wafers in general have had to move up into chocolate covered jobs like the Tunnocks wafer, or chocolate bars like the Kit Kat

    Legendary work lol
  • colthe3rd
    colthe3rd Posts: 8,486
    Sainsbury's Taste The Difference chocolate cookies are simply delicious. They're big buggers but I can easily demolish a four pack with one cup of tea.
    Fox's Chunk Cookies are the ones you're looking for. Best cookies ever.
  • The above was from mmmmnicecupofteaandasitdown.com

    These biscuits are a pain in the arse

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  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    and what's all this rubbish about dunking biscuits in drinks ?

    drinks are for drinking, food is for eating. do not confuse or mix the two.

    pure peasant behaviour. FACT


    What a load of rubbish!

    Thats the only reason I have biscuits. You just gotta be careful you don't drop it in. ;-)

    the airline I fly, you always get a complimentary cup of tea & a two pack of Shrewsbury biscuits,I always dunk mine but feel slightly peasant-esque in doing so - never seen anyone else do this on these flights......
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    edited December 2011
    Xmas -- love those cheese ball things . Mum used to get em for me---id trough em all in one sitting. Anyone see em let me know where ta.


    and we never did find the real lemon puffs did we ?  i hope people are still looking.
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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,962
    Party rings and Viscounts
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,962
    oh and breakaways are lovely
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256

    GH: Marks did cheese balls last Christmas but the cheese filling ain't what it used to be: it was 'gooey'.

    When I was younger I used to think dunking was for old 'gummies' but now it seems a good idea.

  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    GH: update on the cheese ball situation; the M&S ones are cheese footballs (wafery with fillig) and in a tin whilst cheese balls are from Tesco and are, oddly, small balls of cheese (usually cheddar) in a packet.  (ack'ment to Mrs.M for this vital information).
  • Vinnie V.
    Vinnie V. Posts: 1,509
    McVities Chocolate digestive's are the DADDY of biscuits.
    Almost. Dark chocolate digestives. THE best biscuit.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,956
    Think Sainso's do cheese balls around this time of year. Though you can buy them 75% off in the new year.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,956
    Fox's biscuits are faar too sweet. I like something nice and oaty meself.
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    edited December 2011
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  • Tesco finest triple chocolate chunk half-coated.

    Make a big mug of coffee.  Lock the door.  Enjoy.
  • Fig Rolls. They contain everything that a growing boy needs.

     

    You can live solely on a diet of these and/or toast with marmite on. FACT.

    If you wish to sh*t all day.