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Counting the Days 'Til Roland Duchatelet Sells Charlton Athletic
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Day 1663 and 1664
Well, its been a busy week for the B.O. and this Saturday morning he’s in his shed, asleep beside his bench, with his coffee getting cold, and his little amaretto biscuit untouched.
But let’s give the guy a break because it’s really not easy coming out with that amount of clap trap in just one week. It really takes a bit of doing.
And as we listen to that gentle snoring, we must all appreciate that talking utter bollocks takes its toll on a fellow, so in the spirit of bonhomie, or even bonjovi, let’s all all live on a prayer and hope that this situation gets resolved before the sun fizzles out.
He’s still here.
Oh fuck...7 -
Very good 3blokes1
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Day 1665.
He’s still here.
Oh fuck..0 -
"In sixteen hundred and sixty five, scarcely a soul was left alive..."
Will no-one rid us of this plague called Roland?2 -
Edit:
In the light of the news elsewhere about the bonfire night mocking of the Grenfell tragedy, I do not wish my anti-Dtchatelet adaptation of a traditional Guy Fawkes rhyme to be misinterpreted, and have removed it.2 -
Day 1666.
He’s still here.
Oh fuck...0 -
Day 1667
Nice win last night
He’s still here.
Oh fuck...0 -
Day 1668
He’s still here.
Oh post bin collection fuck...1 -
Come come N01, a pathological hate of Belgian misers is wholely excusable in the circumstances...N01R4M said:Edit:
In the light of the news elsewhere about the bonfire night mocking of the Grenfell tragedy, I do not wish my anti-Dtchatelet adaptation of a traditional Guy Fawkes rhyme to be misinterpreted, and have removed it.1 -
Yeh @soapy_jones, but it also referred to the Spanners, and we all know what delicate flowers they can be...
Thanks for the bin reminder. I must do some autumn pruning to fill my green one ready for tomorrow's collection. See - Roland does have a use!0 - Sponsored links:
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Day 1669
He’s still here
Oh fuck bang wallop0 -
What a picture!!2
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Now I know the fucker is going to be in his shed tomorrow, or maybe Sunday.
Not to belittle those involved in real versions of this, but we have (shhhh no talking, keep the cloth on the shovel you fool) been working slowly and gradually to build a tunnel under the shed.
Hope he hasn’t heard us and we have the direction and distance correct even if not the exact date (7 June 2017) this being more a remembrance of what has been done and what we have left to do,
Early in the morning around 3am, the BO shed and the cold coffee, the unopened amaretto biscuit, are blown apart by the detonation of a significant amount of explosives placed by tunnel just underneath the shed.
Arghgh, BO wakes up after a terrible dream, he remembers what has gone before and what should go after, he thinks of wars and phony wars. And he decides finally that his life would be better spent devoting his time to the betterment of humanity by asking someone who understands this to spend his money for him.
Happily for Charlton, he puts £200m in escrow to be drawn down on if required up to £40m a year for the next 5 years and hands the keys to the club 100% to a rejuvenated CAST having written off the debt.
BO sleeps well in the knowledge that he has actually become Best Ex-Owner Ever and, ultimately remembered that we are nothing without those who have come before and those who will come after.
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Day 1670 and 1671
He’s still here.
Oh what a lovely fuck...0 -
Day 1672.
He’s still here
Oh dreary Monday fuck...0 -
Day 1673.
He’s still here.
Oh even drearier Tuesday fuck...0 -
Day 1674
He’s still here.
Oh tiresome Wednesday fuck...1 -
If Roland hadn't bought our club I wouldn't think of @3blokes when I put my bins out. So there are some positives
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How many blokes would you think of then?5
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I was watching a program on tele the other night. It was set in Belgium and there were trenches everywhere. Everyone was making the absolute best of an absolute shit show whilst taking pot shots at some johnny foreigner.
No Roland though, even though i believe his teeth have been carbon dated to 1917...1 - Sponsored links:
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Where’s that gif of the resigned looking ape with the comedy drum cymbal sign off when you need it:
ba boom tschhhhh1 -
Day 1675.
He’s still here.
Oh Thursday fullness of bin fuck...
( which may well qualify for the strangest sentence I have ever typed ) 1 -
Day 1676.
He’s still here.
Oh flatulent Friday fuck..2 -
Day 1677 and 1678.
He’s still here.
Oh surly Saturday fuck..2 -
In the year 2525...
Day nnnnn
He's still here
Oh sixties hippy song fuck!1 -
Surely he will leave before his unwanted stay in days numerically exceeds the calendar year?
Please?
Pretty please?
Just do everyone a favour, Roland, give us the Christmas present we all want, sell the club and GO!1 -
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Day 1679.
He’s still here.
Oh almighty fuck...0 -
Day 1670.
He’s still here.
Oh fuck...0 -
Listening to the news this morning, I wondered whether B.O. had been advising SH of the EFL on how to maximise TV income streams...0
