I'm an associate lawyer in competition law with no experience of running a large organisation or managing a large group of people. By this time tomorrow I'll be CEO of a Championship football club....
Jeez. Sorry. Far too far fetched, what was I thinking...
I cook burgers and hotdogs in the refreshment kiosks at The Valley. I expect to be appointed Head of Rat Poison Production at Rentokil later this week.
Got presented with 3 Trophies and £50 in vouchers yesterday at the golf club Annual Lunch. Next year I'll be muscling in on Speith, McIlroy & Day's rivalry and really do fancy myself for the $10 million FedEx prize.
I once changed my wife's mind about the colour of our new carpet and I next expect to be able to change the outlook of a multi millionaire and his ownership of a loss making football club.
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Jeez. Sorry. Far too far fetched, what was I thinking...
Tomorrow, as with these recent cancer risk concerns, I shall be Belgian and be banning bacon...
Just handed my notice in as I've been asked to take over as Director of Football at WHU.