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Help, need ticket for Millwall game.

SillybillySillybilly
in General Charlton
Hi guys

I'm from Mars. We are planning to take over the universe next Monday. I'll be in the advance party that lands secretly on Friday. The big boys with the heavy artillery and all the snazzy life force equipment don't come till Sunday so I'll be kicking my heels on Saturday (well I would be if I actually had heels but my genetic structure is too complicated for humans to comprehend so just pretend for a second that I am a little green man). I'll be at a loose end on Saturday so thought I'd try to take in a game. I've tried to get a ticket but the humanoids in the commercial centre just won't sell me any. I've tried the brain cleanse function but it doesn't seem to work. Cant think why. They are sticking to their guns.

I've been a Charlton fan ever since our last scouting mission when we programmed in "the one true leader" into our earth search. I confess that I had not heard of Sir Christopher Powell at that point. We had expected to locate another chap called Obama or some such, but hey, whose complaining. The guy seems like the real deal. It would be just great to visit the one true leader in his den (shit I meant Valley) before we get nasty and blow the place to smithereens on Saturday, shit I meant Monday. Can anyone help me out with a couple of tickets? We'll bring you lots of mars bars to say thanks............

Comments

  • Brendan_O_ConnellBrendan_O_Connell
    Can you take a picture of yourself on Mars please? Preferably with a copy of today's newspaper? Just to be sure, like!
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    I think he's Charlton, as Mars is the red planet.
  • stonewallpenaltystonewallpenalty
    wasn't mars the god of war though?
  • cafckevcafckev
    Dont believe you. I think you are a wum trying to pull a fast one. If you was Charlton, you would be able to name at least 300 former player of Charlton
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    edited March 2013
    stonewallpenalty said:

    wasn't mars the god of war though?

    You could be right, a couple of lines from Life on Mars song.

    "Oh man! look at those cavemen go
    It's the freakiest show."
  • Fanny FanackapanFanny Fanackapan
    Give the guy a break !

    It IS Ma's day , after all.
  • _MrDick_MrDick
    stonewallpenalty said:

    wasn't mars the god of war though?

    No, god of chocolate
  • DezBryant25DezBryant25
    This thread has made me laugh so much

    if someone from mars really wanted tickets, i would donate one of mine. Only problem is they might stand out a bit in the north lower
  • Oggy RedOggy Red
    edited March 2013
    Sillybilly said:

    Hi guys

    I'm from Mars.

    You're not proper Mars. You're from Uranus.

    See, rumbled again.


    ;o)

  • cafckevcafckev
    DezBryant25 said:

    This thread has made me laugh so much

    if someone from mars really wanted tickets, i would donate one of mine. Only problem is they might stand out a bit in the north lower

    But they would fit right in with Millwall.
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  • StigStig
    Sorry, no Martians allowed. Haven't you heard about the Mars bar?
  • DezBryant25DezBryant25
    cafckev said:

    DezBryant25 said:

    This thread has made me laugh so much

    if someone from mars really wanted tickets, i would donate one of mine. Only problem is they might stand out a bit in the north lower

    But they would fit right in with Millwall.
    With all the palarse, west ham and chelsea shirts that are going to be in the north upper, its going to be a colourful day.
  • SillybillySillybilly
    Oh come on folks, I'll be comimg such a long way!!!!!!! It takes ages from New Cross, sorry Mars!!!!!
  • man_at_millettsman_at_milletts
    How do you expect us to beleive you come from Mars, when you smell of Uranus.
  • cafckevcafckev
    Coming from Mars to Charlton is a real marathon of a journey. You will be flaked out by the time you get here you might be so knackered you wont be able to sing very loudly, it might only come out as a wisper.
  • Brendan_O_ConnellBrendan_O_Connell
    edited March 2013
    cafckev said:

    Coming from Mars to Charlton is a real marathon of a journey. You will be flaked out by the time you get here you might be so knackered you wont be able to sing very loudly, it might only come out as a wisper.

    He could stop off for a rest by the Milky Way.

    That would give him a real Boost !
  • man_at_millettsman_at_milletts
    Wrong Galaxy.
  • BlackForestRedsBlackForestReds
    Bit of a marathon journey that.
  • BlackForestRedsBlackForestReds
    Perhaps worth it though for a Crunch match.
  • Chris_from_SidcupChris_from_Sidcup
    Can't believe everywhere is going to be closed pre game, if anyone hears of a pub thats open can they send me a Wispa please. Failing that i'll have to take a Time Out to think about where to go, then try to Breakaway from the crowds and take a Double Decker bus somewhere else.
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  • CroydonCroydon
    Will be alot of millwall fans acting like Rocky,best avoid london bridge til After Eight
  • LargeAddickLargeAddick
    we he stop off on the way for a drink at a Starbar
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