Don't know if you can consider it as a classic but when at Welling for a pre-season friendly one year, maybe 2013 "You got nessa up the duff" was chanted to Welling's fat keeper
Whenever we used to play away to Norwich and Ipswich we used to sing in our best country accents; I can't read and I can't write but that don't really matter I can't read and I can't write but I can drive a tractor Drive it left drive it right drive it round the corner I can't read and I can't write but I can drive a tractor
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Tiptoe through the covered end, with your boots on, get your head kicked in, oh tiptoe through the covered end..... with me.....
To the tune of tiptoe through the tulips which I think made the charts for some obscure reason.... I think by Tiny Tim
I can't read and I can't write but that don't really matter
I can't read and I can't write but I can drive a tractor
Drive it left drive it right drive it round the corner
I can't read and I can't write but I can drive a tractor