Joke...

Fishnets

A guy goes into his local and says to his mate;

" You're never guess what happened to me. I took a short cut by the railway line earlier and saw a young lady tied to the tracks.I untied her, took her home and we had rampant sex for 5 hours"

" Did you get a BJ?", asked his friend.

"No.....I couldn't find her head".....

deano3251

When i was young my mum said to me "you can have a big willy or a long memory"...
but i cant remenber what i said now!!