Sheppey to be cut off and walled up as a prison island like Eacape from New York. It's halfway there anyway, stop pissing about. (View Post)

Southall not suitable for human caterpillar as shit exudes out of both his ends (View Post)

Thanks! Only one liked to play at Christmas! (View Post)

Force everyone to post letters second class…..what would Royal Mail do then? (View Post)

‘Just a gentle reminder’….. well either it’s a reminder or not. Why gentle? Because you fear I may be annoyed that you reminded me? Because you’re worried I might be hurt that you thought I’d forget?… (View Post)

Wait till how you feel next Thursday...  (View Post)

People who make their children their whole personality should have their bodies removed, and their heads sown on to cabbage patch dolls. This will allow all normal people to avoid you and you can liv… (View Post)

Get ready, next week will be Who is our fourth best Jamaican international since Jason Euell.  (View Post)

"Who is our fourth best manager since Curbs" ????????!!! (View Post)

It was always going to be difficult to get in the team in front of those two. They were no Matt Penney 😂 (View Post)