Not gonna smash the toilets are you, otherwise you’ll have nowhere to sniff your gear.  (View Post)

Can't argue with that. In those days it was probably better to lock me out. (View Post)

Full Monty chap walking past the door (View Post)

In this fixture in particular, i always feel a "tooth tax" or "dental levy" should be applied to the away tickets. Fee only waived if you have more than three teeth! (View Post)

Dane Scarlett. No idea who is or where he plays but a great name and the right colour! (View Post)

To be fair, he did OK and just about deserves his place on the plane to the Ashes. The other three were absolute tosh - 68 runs in 6 innings and 2-164. Fully expect them to be replaced. By Rory Burn… (View Post)

His name is Tyrese Hall... (View Post)

Has the girl got a parrot on her hand? (View Post)

You've been reading the Plymouth Evening Herald, Ronnie? 🤔  (View Post)

How about that Gibbs-White fella at Forest? (View Post)