Hmmm. Despite my username I’m actually a Dave. My other half would say that’s the only relevant coincidence. (View Post)

That's what she calls me!!!!!!! (View Post)

How pink are my trousers? (View Post)

Sometimes we have to stop making excuses for players Paul. We can’t just keep blaming ‘bad coaching’ for everything. Sometimes players need to pull their fingers out.Looking back with hindsight, our… (View Post)

“there isnt much in the way of spare land on the Thames to build” What do you mean? There tons of spare land along the Thames - it stretches from the Estuary to Oxfordshire with banks on both sides.… (View Post)

This date will clash with the FA Cup quarter finals, be prepared to rebook you appointment. (View Post)

Here's a tip when listening to U2. Turn the treble right down to zero - it takes the Edge off. (View Post)

Hylton doesnt get called up for International Games... Because International Games get called up BY Hylton (View Post)

There was an election in the United States of America yesterday won by Donald ‘grab women by their labia’ Trump. Having heard Bono on Desert Island Discs recently I was unimpressed by his self regar… (View Post)

I'd be happy with either nickname to be fair. Especially if Mrs kips was calling it. (View Post)