An away day at the Poundland Stadium. Perfect because half our squad came straight out the bargain bin! (View Post)

Rolf Harris' idea of a Stairway to Heaven is to the first floor of a children's home. (View Post)

Got a bloke on a forum I go on who doesn’t get irony. We call him Alanis Morrisette  (View Post)

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I really like Steve Brown's contributions to Charlton TV - including the commentary. I was restricted to audio only for the Southend game, so wondered if I'd realise why so many people seem to be so … (View Post)

A messenger at work came over to tell me about a new bloke working with him who had a massive head. “We’re all calling him big head” he told me. Genius.  (View Post)

Perhaps he returned to the dead (View Post)

Not a nickname exactly but made me laugh and didn't know where else to put it: (View Post)

Funny how everyone likes Brownie for saying it as it is yet Golfie gets pelters  (View Post)

That rang a bell but checked him out and he had finished playing by 1908. (View Post)