How do you recognise a level headed spanner? He dribbles out both side of his mouth. (View Post)

There’s a spanner that lives down the road, Magnus pissed up his gate this morning, it’s a sign. (View Post)

The “we’ve had the longest time without defeat” line is the best case of that. Yes, 35 years, but just 6 games 😆 (View Post)

I’d jump under one NOT to get to there!! (View Post)

Tel is away for the Sheffield game so he said it would be Greg's problem. It got wrapped up in a longer answer about unusual player names and how Greg is very professional and researches pronunciati… (View Post)

There are two ways to look at it. Our unbeaten run was six games - yours WAS 12, so you win. In terms of time, your unbeaten run was 29 years, our unbeaten run was 35 years - we win.Dishonourable dra… (View Post)

... and number of teeth. (View Post)

Don't forget the reading test  (View Post)

Also a visual check on attire, especially head gear. (View Post)