[cite]Posted By: razil[/cite]serious question: how long does the virus take to show - my colleague returned from Mehico a week or two ago?
symptons are you feel very lazy and dont want to go to work, you suddenly start listing to alot of Tito Puente music then comes the the realignment of your skull to take the shape of a sombreo, finally you find yourself shouting "Andale, adale! Arriba, arriba! eh-hah!"
According to my learned colleagues, the problems will occur if it hybridizes with bird flu and acquires its virulence whilst still possessing the ability to easily infect humans...
According to my learned colleagues, the problems will occur if it hybridizes with bird flu and acquires its virulence whilst still possessing the ability to easily infect humans...
Nothing to do with pigs and humans being so genetically similar ......?
You know, heart valves, liver, spleen, kidneys from a pig transplanted into humans, pig skin grafts on people, and diabetics who have been given insulin-making cells taken from the pancreas of pigs.
Cannibals call human flesh 'Long Pig' because it tastes the same as pork. Apparently.
Sorry, just mischief making......(!)
Sorry to be really grim in agreeing with Oggy. When I was a kid I lived near an old people's home. There was a fire & an old lady died. The smell was exactly like pork roasting. Or like Simon Jordan sunbathing! I've creeped myself out now...
I will seek and find you I shall take you to bed and have my way with you I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan and groan I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop I will exhaust you till you're relieved when I'm finished And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days
[cite]Posted By: Sam lloyd[/cite]I will seek and find you
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan and groan
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop
I will exhaust you till you're relieved when I'm finished
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days
All My Love
Swine Flu xxxx
Woooooooh ......... I started to come over all unnecessary, Sam. "Exhaust me till .... " stop that, stop that.
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I'll get me coat..............
Turns out I had a lucky escape - I only had wine flu.
Between one and two weeks.
symptons are you feel very lazy and dont want to go to work, you suddenly start listing to alot of Tito Puente music then comes the the realignment of your skull to take the shape of a sombreo, finally you find yourself shouting "Andale, adale! Arriba, arriba! eh-hah!"
No wonder it went unnoticed for so long in Mexico.
Watching GMTV this morning waiting for people returning from Mexico in manchester
"Whats it like out there" (Journo)
"Fine nice and hot very relaxing" (nthner)
"And how are the people of Mexico dealing with the problem" (journo)
"Well we didnt buy a paper and the TV was all american so we didnt know about swine flu until we got on the plane home" (Nthner)
"Oh right back to the Studio" (journo)
now either that nthner was blind and stoopid or it is being hyped to feck by the media here for some reason or another
wheres Nigel when you need him
According to my learned colleagues, the problems will occur if it hybridizes with bird flu and acquires its virulence whilst still possessing the ability to easily infect humans...
Its a big if, though.
Live, love, laugh and be happy etc.
P.S like some of the funny pics on this thread
What's the difference between a nthner ......... and a nthla ?
Sorry nth la ....... just couldn't resist * big smiley winky thingy*
;o)
Nothing to do with pigs and humans being so genetically similar ......?
You know, heart valves, liver, spleen, kidneys from a pig transplanted into humans, pig skin grafts on people, and diabetics who have been given insulin-making cells taken from the pancreas of pigs.
Cannibals call human flesh 'Long Pig' because it tastes the same as pork. Apparently.
Sorry, just mischief making......(!)
;o)
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan and groan
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop
I will exhaust you till you're relieved when I'm finished
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days
All My Love
Swine Flu xxxx
ESSEX NOW TOO:
Woooooooh ......... I started to come over all unnecessary, Sam.
"Exhaust me till .... " stop that, stop that.
Right, I'm off for a cold shower ......
;o)
Miss Piggy ....... or some other Muppet ?
;o)