Nope, never have done and never will. A thoroughly disgusting habit, especially the guy I saw recently at a urinal, who had both hands on his phone typing away. Animal.
Nope, never have done and never will. A thoroughly disgusting habit, especially the guy I saw recently at a urinal, who had both hands on his phone typing away. Animal.
That might have been me. Most blokes give their old chap a shake when finishing having a piss. I give mine a kick. No hand contact needed.
The throne at home is an entirely different matter. As the late Bob Ferris said (albeit in the pre-internet age of the newspaper): “A man’s entitled to linger in the lav- especially on a Saturday”.
Nope, never have done and never will. A thoroughly disgusting habit, especially the guy I saw recently at a urinal, who had both hands on his phone typing away. Animal.
Weren't you the one taking photos in the blokes pissers at a recent Spice Girls concert? ; )
Nope, never have done and never will. A thoroughly disgusting habit, especially the guy I saw recently at a urinal, who had both hands on his phone typing away. Animal.
That might have been me. Most blokes give their old chap a shake when finishing having a piss. I give mine a kick. No hand contact needed.
Nope, never have done and never will. A thoroughly disgusting habit, especially the guy I saw recently at a urinal, who had both hands on his phone typing away. Animal.
Weren't you the one taking photos in the blokes pissers at a recent Spice Girls concert? ; )
You've got me bang to rights there. But I wasn't having a piss at the time :-)
Nope, never have done and never will. A thoroughly disgusting habit, especially the guy I saw recently at a urinal, who had both hands on his phone typing away. Animal.
Weren't you the one taking photos in the blokes pissers at a recent Spice Girls concert? ; )
You've got me bang to rights there. But I wasn't having a piss at the time :-)
Nope, never have done and never will. A thoroughly disgusting habit, especially the guy I saw recently at a urinal, who had both hands on his phone typing away. Animal.
Weren't you the one taking photos in the blokes pissers at a recent Spice Girls concert? ; )
You get to certain age and taking a leak can involve anything up to 5 minutes including drip dry. A sit down wee kills 2 birds with 1 stone, both hands on the phone while the old chap does its thing.
I have to try and remember to put my phone back in my pocket before I give the old chap one final throttle. Some of the threads on here keep me in the bog for more than 5 minutes though. Fingerprint access only and only room for one at a time 🤣
I reckon about half of my posts on here are typed up while on the khazi (not including this one). You haven’t lived until you’re debating the ins and outs of Brexit while curling one out.
Never at the urinal though. That’s proper weirdo behaviour.
If your drinking fosters, throwing it down a urinal saves alot of time.
Not digging you out smudge, more of a general observation, but always find it peculiar when people care what others drink in a pub. You don't give a shit what someone on another table orders in a restaurant, whys a boozer any different.
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Standard behaviour nowadays surely??
Most blokes give their old chap a shake when finishing having a piss.
I give mine a kick.
No hand contact needed.
The throne at home is an entirely different matter. As the late Bob Ferris said (albeit in the pre-internet age of the newspaper): “A man’s entitled to linger in the lav- especially on a Saturday”.
; )
But I wasn't having a piss at the time :-)
Not D pics, but Charlton Life of course.
Never at the urinal though. That’s proper weirdo behaviour.