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Don't Do It Chums

Henry IrvingHenry Irving
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
As it's a quiet news day I thought you might enjoy this note from a 1950 programme.

I don't need to tell which club's fans it refers to.

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    Horsfield9Horsfield9

    Who's gonna read it to them ?


    Slowly.

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    AlwaysneilAlwaysneil
    Words are too long for last season’s programme
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Obviously aimed at West Ham fans
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    No.1 in South LondonNo.1 in South London
    Have since added "Spanners" to the second rule of DON'T
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    IdleHansIdleHans
    looking for loopholes: it seems entirely acceptable to throw soil, cinders, clinkers, stones bricks etc on to the playing pitch BEFORE the game.
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    Cardinal SinCardinal Sin
    Utter filthy abuse? Obviously someone paying attention back in the day. Now they can't hear anything the fans utter, particularly if they don't want to acknowledge the filthy abuse.
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    bigman backstickbigman backstick

    Just googled Clinkers, the Urban dictionary has the following: Get the comb, our cat has clinkers again! ... When he Lisa bent over, Rachelle could see her clinker. So this is what they used to get up to in the shadows of the halfway line terrace

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    killerandflashkillerandflash
    Soil? Not sure how you'd throw soil anyway!
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    AddicktedAddickted
    Nothing about Waterloo station.
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    blackpool72blackpool72
    bigman backstick said:

    Just googled Clinkers, the Urban dictionary has the following: Get the comb, our cat has clinkers again! ... When he Lisa bent over, Rachelle could see her clinker. So this is what they used to get up to in the shadows of the halfway line terrace

    Wtf 
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    killerandflash said:
    Soil? Not sure how you'd throw soil anyway!
    It’s a sod to pick up
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    se9addickse9addick
    Chizz said:

    Millwall used to be known as Millwall Athletic? 
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    Oggy RedOggy Red
    se9addick said:
    Millwall used to be known as Millwall Athletic? 
    I remember the sign on the roof of the grandstand at the old Den, "Millwall Athletic & Football Club, founded 1888".

    Something like that, anyway.
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    se9addick said:
    Chizz said:

    Millwall used to be known as Millwall Athletic? 
    And Millwall Rovers and Morton's Scottish Jam FC
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    redlaneredredlanered
    Love the reference to cups.  My old Dad said they unwisely used to serve tea there in china cups.  You can guess the rest of the story....
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    Off_itOff_it
    Chummers?
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