I'd probably call mine 'The Bear and Pickle' as a nod to my daughters' nicknames, but would be tempted by a "Fanny on the Hill" type double entendre name.
I'd probably call mine 'The Bear and Pickle' as a nod to my daughters' nicknames, but would be tempted by a "Fanny on the Hill" type double entendre name.
Something like "The Tug & Pullet". With a picture of a small steam boat and a young hen on the sign, naturally...
they missed a trick at Pratts Bottom. there's a pub there called the bull's head yet down the road in anther village they got a pub called the cock inn. should of been the Cock Inn Pratts Bottom.
they missed a trick at Pratts Bottom. there's a pub there called the bull's head yet down the road in anther village they got a pub called the cock inn. should of been the Cock Inn Pratts Bottom.
I'd probably call mine 'The Bear and Pickle' as a nod to my daughters' nicknames, but would be tempted by a "Fanny on the Hill" type double entendre name.
Something like "The Tug & Pullet". With a picture of a small steam boat and a young hen on the sign, naturally...
they missed a trick at Pratts Bottom. there's a pub there called the bull's head yet down the road in anther village they got a pub called the cock inn. should of been the Cock Inn Pratts Bottom.
they missed a trick at Pratts Bottom. there's a pub there called the bull's head yet down the road in anther village they got a pub called the cock inn. should of been the Cock Inn Pratts Bottom.
Think it’s already been done but ‘the gym’ would be an ideal local for me. At least when I tell the doctor I visit the gym 4 times a week I won’t be lying.
Went to Maryon Wilson Park and there was a peacock, happy as Larry, standing on the back of a pig, whilst he was eating from a trough.
Made me realise how the two animals are completely different from eachother in every way, and yet socialised in the same place, just like guests at a pub.
Pork dominated food menu, pork scratchings and peacock feathers in vases on every table.
Anywhere near SE7 and it would have to be The Valley. Actually, anywhere at all except near the Scum or the Nigels.
Not sure how old you are but there was a pub called The Valley up near the village......it was built in the 60’s I believe. I’m going to guess it closed down about 20 years ago......the landlord was a well known ex-player who, by all accounts, was a right miserable bastard.
Anywhere near SE7 and it would have to be The Valley. Actually, anywhere at all except near the Scum or the Nigels.
Not sure how old you are but there was a pub called The Valley up near the village......it was built in the 60’s I believe. I’m going to guess it closed down about 20 years ago......the landlord was a well known ex-player who, by all accounts, was a right miserable bastard.
Think it’s already been done but ‘the gym’ would be an ideal local for me. At least when I tell the doctor I visit the gym 4 times a week I won’t be lying.
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At least when I tell the doctor I visit the gym 4 times a week I won’t be lying.
Went to Maryon Wilson Park and there was a peacock, happy as Larry, standing on the back of a pig, whilst he was eating from a trough.
Made me realise how the two animals are completely different from eachother in every way, and yet socialised in the same place, just like guests at a pub.
Pork dominated food menu, pork scratchings and peacock feathers in vases on every table.
I’m going to guess it closed down about 20 years ago......the landlord was a well known ex-player who, by all accounts, was a right miserable bastard.
Just need a suitably named town in Kent to open it in...