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The Takeover Thread - Duchatelet Finally Sells (Jan 2020)

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  • LenGloverLenGlover
    There was a young girl called Lil

    Who stuck bombs up her arse for a thrill

    They found her vagina in North Carolina

    And bits of her tits in Brazil
  • LargeAddickLargeAddick
    LenGlover said:

    There was a young girl called Lil

    Who stuck bombs up her arse for a thrill

    They found her vagina in North Carolina

    And bits of her tits in Brazil

    that one was done yesterday Len

  • SexyDaveSexyDave
    There was a young girl called Evelyn
    Who had a peculiar feeling
    She slipped on her back
    And opened her crack
    And pi$$ed all over the ceiling
  • HarryLimeHarryLime
    CAFCTrev said:

    So I open the thread and land on a picture of a pot noodle fork, and a poem about anus bombs.

    I cant tell if this means we are closer to a takeover or not....

    Unless time has stood still, we have to be closer to a takeover.
  • lolwraylolwray
    there was a young fellow from Leeds
    who swallowed a bucket of seeds
    in less than hour he burst into flower
    and his arse was a bowl full of weeds
  • ShootersHillGuruShootersHillGuru
    The Charlton Life book of verse
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  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    edited May 2018
    There was once a takeover thread..
    Now it’s £ucking dead.
  • CallumcafcCallumcafc
    edited May 2018
    (edit pg 712 onwards, limerick club of CharltonLife)
  • Jon_CAFC_Jon_CAFC_
    Come on here for my usual dose of no takeover news only to see Barton plastered over the front of the first page, did someone say beetlejuic
  • _MrDick_MrDick
    LenGlover said:

    There was a young girl called Lil

    Who stuck bombs up her arse for a thrill

    They found her vagina in North Carolina

    And bits of her tits in Brazil

    SexyDave said:

    There was a young girl called Evelyn
    Who had a peculiar feeling
    She slipped on her back
    And opened her crack
    And pi$$ed all over the ceiling

    cafcdave123 said:

    there was a young lady called Tanya
    and if you asked she would bang ya
    she's been round the block
    and had so much cock
    her fanny looks like someone punched a Lasagne

    lolwray said:

    there was a young fellow from Leeds
    who swallowed a bucket of seeds
    in less than hour he burst into flower
    and his arse was a bowl full of weeds

    StigThundercock said:

    An old fart with shoes wrapped in tape,
    Hoped from Charlton a fortune to make.
    His plans were a farce,
    Knowing not elbow from arse.
    Will he sell, before it's too late?

    Oh, that was a terrible song
    Sing us another one
    Just like the other one
    Sing us another one do
  • SolidgoneSolidgone
    edited May 2018
    cantersaddick said:

    lolwray said:

    there was a young fellow from Leeds
    who swallowed a bucket of seeds
    in less than hour he burst into flower
    and his arse was a bowl full of weeds

    @Leeds_Addick I think this is bullying mate.
    Absolutely shocking to pick on Northerners. Don’t take it personally Leeds_Addick!
  • bazjonsterbazjonster
    Covered End said:

    The_President said:

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    Covered End said:

    Anyway, I think you'll get a ticket no probs. I'm not convinced we'll even sell out.

    Maybe, but i would expect/hope us to sell out Shrewsbury on a sunday for a play off game .
    It's live on Sky.
    Playoffs 98 were live on Sky.
    Swindon is much closer than Shrewsbury.
    If we play Shrewsbury & it goes to ET & pens, we will still be there at 8pm & you can't get home by train, without being back in London at 1am.
    We didnt play Swindon in 98 - we played Ipswich.
    ET & Pens is a bit clutching at straws when deciding to go or not tbh.
    Ipswich is also much closer & attractive than Shrewsbury. I think Shrewsbury away end holds closer to 2000.
    Never ever thought I'd see the words 'Ipswich' and 'attractive' in the same sentence!!
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  • _MrDick_MrDick
    bellz2002 said:

    @3blokes knows we're all stuck
    Feeling all down on our luck
    One day RD will be gone
    And the party will be long
    Until then we all say "Oh Fuck!"

    Oh, that was a terrible song
    Sing us another one
    Just like the other one
    Sing us another one do
  • Covered_End_LadCovered_End_Lad
    This is a real low point
  • happyvalleyhappyvalley
    Trying desperately to find things that rhyme with pot noodles.
  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    Covered_End_Lad said:

    This is a real low point

    Sure is. I just want takeover to happen purely to put an end to this thread.
  • _MrDick_MrDick
    catfordmorry said:

    I’ve just got to join the party


    A policeman from near Clapham Junction
    Whose organ had long ceased to function
    Deceived his dear wife for the rest of his life
    By the dexterous use of his truncheon

    cafcdave123 said:

    While trying to rhyme with pot noodle
    I decided that I'd do a doodle
    I got bored really quick
    And my minds really sick
    So I sat here and fingered a poodle

    seth plum said:

    Canters had lost his pot noodles
    Turns out they'd been eaten by poodles
    He had a plan B
    As now you can see
    A big stash of nice apple strudels.

    Oh, that was a terrible song
    Sing us another one
    Just like the other one
    Sing us another one do
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