Going for your doctors appointment, and finding out is cancelled but they have forgotten to tell you, even though you got eight (yes eight!) texts to remind you not to forget the day before, plus four e-mails. Then forgetting that you needed to get a prescription while you were there, so going out the next day to order it, only to find you can't get out of your turning because the fucking "Tour of the Algarve" is starting at the end of the road...
Going for your doctors appointment, and finding out is cancelled but they have forgotten to tell you, even though you got eight (yes eight!) texts to remind you not to forget the day before, plus four e-mails. Then forgetting that you needed to get a prescription while you were there, so going out the next day to order it, only to find you can't get out of your turning because the fucking "Tour of the Algarve" is starting at the end of the road...
You see kids... this is what EPO can do to people, it happened to Lance Armstrong its happening here
With a bit more hard work I reckon you can win the Tour without needing "assistance" Algarve
Amazon delivery. According to their app and tracking, the parcel (DVD box set of The Office) was delivered to resident, aka me. However it was not as I wasn't in. I've received a "Sorry we missed you" card and apparently it's with one of my neighbours. I'm a bit confused though as it's very unclear as to what neighbour they've left it with. I'll attach a screenshot and see if anyone here can help decipher it.
Edit: I'm going towards it being an European style 7 with an extra long hook at the top.
Amazon delivery. According to their app and tracking, the parcel (DVD box set of The Office) was delivered to resident, aka me. However it was not as I wasn't in. I've received a "Sorry we missed you" card and apparently it's with one of my neighbours. I'm a bit confused though as it's very unclear as to what neighbour they've left it with. I'll attach a screenshot and see if anyone here can help decipher it.
Edit: I'm going towards it being an European style 7 with an extra long hook at the top.
Amazon delivery. According to their app and tracking, the parcel (DVD box set of The Office) was delivered to resident, aka me. However it was not as I wasn't in. I've received a "Sorry we missed you" card and apparently it's with one of my neighbours. I'm a bit confused though as it's very unclear as to what neighbour they've left it with. I'll attach a screenshot and see if anyone here can help decipher it.
Edit: I'm going towards it being an European style 7 with an extra long hook at the top.
Taking the missus to Copenhagen for the week, and jumping on a train to one of my old hunting grounds (Lund, Sweden). I knew not to go to one particular pub due to a potential for bumping in to a old fling who was a barmaid...
I go to a completely different pub, and who do I see? The old fling - working out of the new pub. 4 years later, and a few hundred miles, and she's still caused an awkward valentines day. To say there were daggers exchanged a few times is an understatement, but it would also be an understatement to say I was chuffed as f*ck to be recognised after so long.
It was certainly squeeky bum time when she went to order a few drinks...
Taking the missus to Copenhagen for the week, and jumping on a train to one of my old hunting grounds (Lund, Sweden). I knew not to go to one particular pub due to a potential for bumping in to a old fling who was a barmaid...
I go to a completely different pub, and who do I see? The old fling. 4 years later, and a few hundred miles, and she's still caused an awkward valentines day. To say there were daggers exchanged a few times is an understatement, but it would also be an understatement to say I was chuffed as f*ck to be recognised after so long. All around, a bit awkward, and I can't recommend it..
Taking the missus to Copenhagen for the week, and jumping on a train to one of my old hunting grounds (Lund, Sweden). I knew not to go to one particular pub due to a potential for bumping in to a old fling who was a barmaid...
I go to a completely different pub, and who do I see? The old fling - working out of the new pub. 4 years later, and a few hundred miles, and she's still caused an awkward valentines day. To say there were daggers exchanged a few times is an understatement, but it would also be an understatement to say I was chuffed as f*ck to be recognised after so long.
It was certainly squeeky bum time when she went to order a few drinks...
Taking the missus to Copenhagen for the week, and jumping on a train to one of my old hunting grounds (Lund, Sweden). I knew not to go to one particular pub due to a potential for bumping in to a old fling who was a barmaid...
I go to a completely different pub, and who do I see? The old fling. 4 years later, and a few hundred miles, and she's still caused an awkward valentines day. To say there were daggers exchanged a few times is an understatement, but it would also be an understatement to say I was chuffed as f*ck to be recognised after so long. All around, a bit awkward, and I can't recommend it..
Taking the missus to Copenhagen for the week, and jumping on a train to one of my old hunting grounds (Lund, Sweden). I knew not to go to one particular pub due to a potential for bumping in to a old fling who was a barmaid...
I go to a completely different pub, and who do I see? The old fling - working out of the new pub. 4 years later, and a few hundred miles, and she's still caused an awkward valentines day. To say there were daggers exchanged a few times is an understatement, but it would also be an understatement to say I was chuffed as f*ck to be recognised after so long.
It was certainly squeeky bum time when she went to order a few drinks...
Change your name to unluckyReds.
I think I was lucky to end the day with both testicles intact to be honest..!
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Diesel not into petrol.
I know this also to my cost.
the new fad of buying presents for valentines day, a nice meal and a bunch of flowers suffice.
man city fans - old school club but now just part of the arab money club
;-)
With a bit more hard work I reckon you can win the Tour without needing "assistance" Algarve
However it was not as I wasn't in.
I've received a "Sorry we missed you" card and apparently it's with one of my neighbours.
I'm a bit confused though as it's very unclear as to what neighbour they've left it with. I'll attach a screenshot and see if anyone here can help decipher it.
Edit: I'm going towards it being an European style 7 with an extra long hook at the top.
I go to a completely different pub, and who do I see? The old fling - working out of the new pub. 4 years later, and a few hundred miles, and she's still caused an awkward valentines day. To say there were daggers exchanged a few times is an understatement, but it would also be an understatement to say I was chuffed as f*ck to be recognised after so long.
It was certainly squeeky bum time when she went to order a few drinks...
Ffs - just get a haircut and go. All of this new age Nancy boy shit - you’re not in GQ you tarts