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Things you can say whilst making sweet lurve or at a funeral.

A-R-T-H-U-RA-R-T-H-U-R
edited July 2017 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
With the unexpected popularity and all round CL brilliance demonstrated on the lurve/dinner combo thread, a new twist. Picked up via Kathryn Ryan's twitter link.
Things you can say whilst making sweet lurve or at a funeral.

1. I'm so sorry that was so sudden.
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    BigbadbozmanBigbadbozman
    Anyone asked Ooooahhh I believe he is the CL resident expert in these matters!
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    man_at_millettsman_at_milletts
    How stiff do I need to be then?
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    RedvalleyeastRedvalleyeast
    Thats a big hole
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    BaldybonceBaldybonce
    The deeper the better.
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    BubbleBubble
    Probably won't see her again after this
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    HuskarisHuskaris
    Stop crying, it'll all be over in 10 minutes.
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    Raith_C_ChattonellRaith_C_Chattonell
    'You're next'.
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    BaldybonceBaldybonce
    What's that smell?
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    MacronateMacronate
    Will there be a buffet afterwards?
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    cabblescabbles
    Had a funeral a week ago last Monday. My dad has actually just retired from the funeral game. At the funeral we were at the other week, the deceased had put on a ton of weight (he had a heart attack). Anyway we were remarking at how big the coffin was, especially the depth. My dad informed me of the different depths etc relative to the size of the person, and said, under his breath as the coffin was being wheeled in, "that could be an 18 incher"

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    cafcfancafcfan
    (With thanks to Sir Les Patterson)

    Well, folks, we go back a long way. In fact she used to say to me, Les, you go back a long way. Only, only, her eyes were usually watering when she said that.
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    MacronateMacronate
    Poor Nan, I've never seen her cry so much.
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    cafcdave123cafcdave123
    It's sad but these are the only times you'll get me in the same room with all my siblings. ..
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    NicholasNicholas
    Time to go down
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    newyorkaddicknewyorkaddick
    He went on longer than anyone expected.
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    StigStig
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    A-R-T-H-U-RA-R-T-H-U-R
    I can smell my viking longboat burning
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    The Red RobinThe Red Robin
    Nice spread
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    DRAddickDRAddick
    edited July 2017
    "That was wonderful Reverend Father"
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    ricky_ottoricky_otto
    I've not seen the deceased that stiff for a long time.
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    ricky_ottoricky_otto
    It's not the first time he's been stiff inside a box.
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    johnny73johnny73
    I think rigor mortis has set in!
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    paulbaconsarniepaulbaconsarnie
    I'm impressed with those curtains.
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