"Positioned directly by the north-west corner flag, the sofa will get supporters closer to the action than ever before and each week fans will be selected from the crowd to watch the next home game from the sofa."
if i get selected and the game's crap, will i be able to change the channel to Babestation?
"Positioned directly by the north-west corner flag, the sofa will get supporters closer to the action than ever before and each week fans will be selected from the crowd to watch the next home game from the sofa."
if i get selecetd and the game's crap, will i be able to change the channel to Babestation?
If it looks like the ball is going out for a corner, make sure your slouching on the sofa so that you can kick the ball away for Solly!!
"Positioned directly by the north-west corner flag, the sofa will get supporters closer to the action than ever before and each week fans will be selected from the crowd to watch the next home game from the sofa."
Is there a toilet next to the sofa, in case you need a pee during the match? Or does a steward have to hold your hand and take you into the west stand.
Surprised they didn't get the Randy couple to christian it first of all
Is it April the first already? What happens if it rains, no amount of scotchgarding will make it ok to sit on after that. I predict mushrooms growing from it by christmas. I bet the players are organising a pool for the first to slice a shot into the sofa and take whoevers sitting on it.
Sweating the assets. Watt cleaning the seats and now Solly doubling up as a footstool. And now Jordan's new contract stipulates that he's changing his surname to Cushions.
"Positioned directly by the north-west corner flag, the sofa will get supporters closer to the action than ever before and each week fans will be selected from the crowd to watch the next home game from the sofa."
if i get selected and the game's crap, will i be able to change the channel to Babestation?
I have visions of the "winning" fan being dragged away from their normal seat and forced to sit by themselves on the naughty sofa...
"Positioned directly by the north-west corner flag, the sofa will get supporters closer to the action than ever before and each week fans will be selected from the crowd to watch the next home game from the sofa."
if i get selected and the game's crap, will i be able to change the channel to Babestation?
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if i get selected and the game's crap, will i be able to change the channel to Babestation?
Surprised they didn't get the Randy couple to christian it first of all
"Sofia?" I asked
"That's a cracking idea" she replied.
The rest got lost in translation.
What happens if it rains, no amount of scotchgarding will make it ok to sit on after that. I predict mushrooms growing from it by christmas.
I bet the players are organising a pool for the first to slice a shot into the sofa and take whoevers sitting on it.
I suppose we'll start flying a robin around the pitch, pre match as well.