A Millwall fan walks up to a vending machine chucks a quid in presses the button and a can of Pepi max falls out, He then sticks in another pound andpushes the next button this time a can of Fanta drops down, He puts a third pound coin into the slot and this times opts for Dr Pepper.
A Millwall supporting family were out shopping and ended up in a sports shop. Little Kevin suddenly puts on a Charlton shirt and says to his sister "Look, I'm a Charlton fan!" His sister slaps him across the face and orders him to show their mum.
He wanders over to his mum and says Mum look, "I'm a Charlton fan" His mother also slaps him across the face and orders him to show his dad. He finds his dad and say's "Dad, I'm a Charlton fan" His dad looks at him and then he also slaps him across the face.
On their way home in the car the family turn to him and say "Well we hope you've learned something today" To which little Kevin replies "Yeah, I've only been a Charlton fan for twenty minutes and I already hate you Millwall c*!?s"
On the back of a few wins, a Millwall fan got the last minute urge to go yesterday, so phoned National Rail Enquiries, "allo mate, our long does it take to get the train from Lunden to Wolverhampton", the operator said 'Just a minute', and before he knew it, the Spanner had said "Cheers pal" and hung up...
Millwall's mob were 100 strong and located a boozer where a 20-handed mob of opposition were plotted up. Harry the Frog gave out the orders "right, i'll stick a couple of smoke cannisters through the windows, when it clears, Gripper, your 50 cover the right exit, and Ramrod, your 50 cover the left exit".
So Gripper and Ramrod trooped their boys off left and right, heard the windows go, waited a few minutes, and steamed their doors with a mighty Miiiiiiiii only to find an empty pub. Harry the Frog turned to a cowering barmaid "ow the f**k did they get away? we covered both the exits", to which the barmaid replied "but they left through the entrance".
The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day when they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "Millwall will average gates of over 11,000 this season" Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!"
Walking along Welling High St, i could see in the distance this fella in a Millwall shirt trying to cross the road. A mins later i'm up level with him, there's no let up in the traffic, and he's still standing there. Feeling sorry for him, i thought i'd help him out "sorry fella, there's a zebra crossing just round the corner" "really?" he replied, "well i hope its having more luck than i'm having"
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There is one in several million chance of them ever becoming a normal human being
A. With a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.
He then sticks in another pound andpushes the next button this time a can of Fanta drops down,
He puts a third pound coin into the slot and this times opts for Dr Pepper.
@ off I'm winning here!'
The lightbulb wasn't changed, it was made up by the media and it wasn't real millwall fans anyway. And I heard the light bulb was asking for it anyway
LOL excellent joke Henry
A Millwall supporting family were out shopping and ended up in a sports shop. Little Kevin suddenly puts on a Charlton shirt and says to his sister "Look, I'm a Charlton fan!" His sister slaps him across the face and orders him to show their mum.
He wanders over to his mum and says Mum look, "I'm a Charlton fan" His mother also slaps him across the face and orders him to show his dad. He finds his dad and say's "Dad, I'm a Charlton fan" His dad looks at him and then he also slaps him across the face.
On their way home in the car the family turn to him and say "Well we hope you've learned something today" To which little Kevin replies "Yeah, I've only been a Charlton fan for twenty minutes and I already hate you Millwall c*!?s"
Interviewer: 'How many O levels do you have?'
Millwall Fan: '57'
Interviewer: 'Are you avin a larf?'
Millwall fan: ' You fuckin started it'
He dribbles out of both sides of his mouth.
We'll there is a first time for everything.
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Millwall supporter goes in a bakers shop.
"White loaf or brown?" asks the shop assistant
Spanner replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike outside
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Two spanners in the pub talking about films
Spanner 1 "I saw that Titanic last night, great film and when the ship sinks at the end"
Spanner 2 "Thanks a lot for spoiling the story for me!"
this is why some millwall fans seem bright until you hear them speak!
A. One is an overweight, slimy disgusting lump of fat that foams at the mouth and stinks of fish, the other one is a Walrus.
"doctor, every saturday at three o'clock my fanny starts making the sound MMmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllwaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllll"
doctor says
"alot of c***s do that"
wipes his arse!
because they got big mouths and little dicks!
Miiiiiiiiiii
So Gripper and Ramrod trooped their boys off left and right, heard the windows go, waited a few minutes, and steamed their doors with a mighty Miiiiiiiii only to find an empty pub. Harry the Frog turned to a cowering barmaid "ow the f**k did they get away? we covered both the exits", to which the barmaid replied "but they left through the entrance".
Miiiiiiiiiiiii
Skid marks before the cat
Were found in a looted Argos 2 days later waiting for their reservation number to come up.
Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!"
A. A full set of teeth.
"sorry fella, there's a zebra crossing just round the corner"
"really?" he replied, "well i hope its having more luck than i'm having"
Miiiiiiiiiiiii.....