My Dad got sacked from his job at The Highways Agency for nicking stuff from work. I couldn't believe it, but when I got home, the signs were there.......
I was at my chicken farm yesterday when one of my chickens died after having a fit. I decided to take him home and make a chicken seizure salad out of him
You saw a shirt for £97. You didn't have the cash, so you borrowed £50 from your mum and £50 from your dad = £100.
You bought the shirt and had £3 change. You gave your dad £1 and your mum £1 and kept the other £1 for yourself. Now you owe your mum £49 and your dad £49.
49+49 = 98 + your £1 = 99. Where is the missing £1?
You saw a shirt for £97. You didn't have the cash, so you borrowed £50 from your mum and £50 from your dad = £100.
You bought the shirt and had £3 change. You gave your dad £1 and your mum £1 and kept the other £1 for yourself. Now you owe your mum £49 and your dad £49.
49+49 = 98 + your £1 = 99. Where is the missing £1?
i hate things like this, i can never sleep til i work it out.
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I handed over the bag of clothes to the shop assistant who was rummaging
through it when a horrified expression formed on her face.
"How dare you bring this uniform in to my shop" she exclaimed angrily. "This is a symbol of pain, shame and humiliation."
Hugely embarrassed at this turn of events, I quickly took back the bag.
"I'm truly sorry" I said. "I had no idea he was an Palace fan."
I stopped him and said "Bloody hell mate that's a small engine". He smiled at me and replied "It's 10cc".
I am offended!
Chelsea fans are going mad at the proposals to knock down Stamford Bridge and relocate to a bigger stadium, one fan was quoted as saying.......
"You can't just bulldoze seven years of history"
Bought myself the new Carlos Tevez DVD.........
No matter what I do though, I can't get it to play!
Bought myself the new Carlos Tevez DVD.........
No matter what I do though, I can't get it to play!
I didn't even get a bloody sticker at the dentist today.
10 years ago, the US had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs.
Now they have no hope, no cash and no jobs...!!!!!!!!
You saw a shirt for £97. You didn't have the cash, so you borrowed £50 from your mum and £50 from your dad = £100.
You bought the shirt and had £3 change. You gave your dad £1 and your
mum £1 and kept the other £1 for yourself. Now you owe your mum £49 and
your dad £49.
49+49 = 98 + your £1 = 99. Where is the missing £1?