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A few jokes

In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery.

Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs!

Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms.

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What's the difference between meat and fish?

If you beat your fish, it'll die.


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I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...

Oi whats your disability?

I said "Tourettes! now fuck off you cunt!"

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Just been to my first Al Qaeda birthday party.
The musical chairs was a bit slow but
fuck me the pass the parcel was quick!!!

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.

That's the least of your troubles, you've got cancer.

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Why are Chavs like Slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
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