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pub brawls (bored thread #427)

if you were unfortunate enough to get caught up in a pub fight, which 3 charlton players (past or present) would you want on-side.
and which 3 would you think, "we're f@*ked"

for me,
on-side
peter garland
simon webster
steve thompson

we're f@?cked
dennis
mark stuart
darren ambrose

*tried searching but found nothing so apologies if it's been done on here before.
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  • on my side
    killer
    john pender
    steve thompson

    we're f@**ed
    mark robson
    matty holmes
    kevin dickinson
  • definately wouldn't want:

    Mark Robson - he'd cry in the corner
    John Robinson - he's be the git who started it all with his big mouth, only to do a runner when it all goes off
    Cory Gibbs - Little chance of him actually being there.


    Would want :

    Big bad Chris Ilewumo - the geezer is a lump, plus his Scottish - potent combination
    Andy Todd - Would beat his gran up for her pension money
    Killer - While Toddy's put pool balls in his socks, Killer would happily crack a skull with a pint glass
  • Would want:

    McCarthy - Nutter, would run most people on his own.
    Darren Bent - If he brings his gun.
    Bowyer - Bit of a thug.

    Wouldn't want:

    Rommedahl - Cos he'd bottle it.
    Diawara - Cos he wears gloves.
    Todorov - Cos I'd wanna smash the injury prone little f*cker meself.
  • Would Want

    Todd - Not shy of throwing a few
    McCammon - Hes arms went down to his knees and he was massive
    Bowyer - the dirty sod who will do anything to win

    Wouldn't Want

    Dennis - Big Jessy
    Leaburn - Because he would miss
    Chrissy Powell - Because they would hurt us even more because he was still smiling
  • Let's have it:

    Steve Thompson (the toughest palyer we've had in the past 30 years?)
    Simon Webster
    Peter Shirtliff

    Let's leg it:

    Rommergirl
    Mark Stuart
    Garry Nelson (too nice to throw a punch!)
  • COME THEN !!!!!!

    Todd
    Killer
    Andy Jones


    I'll get me coat!!!

    Rommedahl
    Mark Stuart
    Simmonsen
  • Back in the late 60s Norwich away problems with Norwich fans on way to station, when we got there we were badly outnumbered and had our backs to the wall. Charlie Wright Bob Curtis and another player whose name I cannot remember came over and stood with us. At this point more out of supprise than fear the Norwich supporters backed off.No trouble and shared the train back with the players
  • [cite]Posted By: ellisaddick[/cite]Back in the late 60s Norwich away problems with Norwich fans on way to station, when we got there we were badly outnumbered and had our backs to the wall. Charlie Wright Bob Curtis and another player whose name I cannot remember came over and stood with us. At this point more out of supprise than fear the Norwich supporters backed off.No trouble and shared the train back with the players

    great story.

    I can just see marcus running to our rescue like Batman at Cardiff Central this season.....
  • want on my side

    dean kiley-as he'd get clumped first
    andy todd-punch first ask questions later
    jorge costa-he wont mess about

    run away
    mark robson-twinkeltoes
    dennis-built for speed and feck all else
    jon spector-powder puff
  • Players were more frienldy and approachable then, I shared many a party with players then, also stole a girl off Alan Campbell at a party ,the little scotsman was not amused. There is no way that sort of thing could happen now they live in a different world.
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  • With me:
    Robbo - he'd shout and protest until they buggered off
    Andy Todd - nutcase
    Zheng Zhi - knows a few moves

    No thanks:
    Romm - woman
    Jensen - as above
    Rowett - would injure himself throwing first punch
  • used to box with leaburns cousin,who used to tell me carl was handy,so leaburn todd and paul miller on side,and lisbie kevin smith and robert lee would have me crapping myself
  • edited July 2007
    Bring it!

    Thommo - double ard
    Mark McCammon - absolutely enormous
    Killer - well, it's killer iinit?

    Leave it!

    Matty Holmes - too small
    Dennis - no explanation necessary
    Darren Pitcher - cos I wouldn't be able to stop myself from clumping him
  • Would want:
    Stuart Balmer
    Darren Randolph
    Eddie Youds

    Wouldn't want:
    Kieth Jones
    JJ
    Matt Holland (TOO NICE!!!)
  • You drank my pint!
    Andy Todd - eats his young
    Eddie Youds - ard as hails
    Ricky Otto - armed robber

    Sorry mate....
    JJ - Chicken bones
    Rommerdahl - no explanation
    Claus Jensen - don't like a kick
  • Wot no Hermann?
  • [cite]Posted By: BlackForestReds[/cite]Wot no Hermann?

    I was gonna mention Hermann, also Ben Thatcher and Paddy McCarthy seems to have a bit of a 'past'

    Hiding in the corner are Rommedahl, Dazzlin' Darren Ambrose and JJ
  • Great thread.

    WANT
    Carl Leaburn
    Jorge Costa
    Hermann Hreidarrson

    DON'T WANT
    Mark Robson
    Paul Williams
    Darren Ambrose

    Rommedahl might be useful in that he could run pretty fast to get some back up!!!
  • Bowyer
    Killer
    Bartram
    No thanks would always run
    Robert Lee
    Parker
    Paul Walsh
  • Would want

    Eddie Youds
    Brendan O'Connell
    Shane Westley

    Would not want to be around

    Denise Rommedahlia
    Sharon Ambrose
    Marcus Bent
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  • [cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]Would want

    Eddie Youds
    Brendan O'Connell
    Shane Westley

    Would not want to be around

    Denise Rommedahlia
    Sharon Ambrose
    Marcus Bent

    as much as marcus bent's a twat he is a bit of a lump
  • Ay he is a big lump, but so is Elton John.

    He would cower in a corner
  • bumped for updates from newbies.
  • Paul Went
    Steve Thompson
    Andy Todd
  • Parkinson - just looks hard and was a hard nut on the pitch as a player

    Iwelumo - Big and looks scary

    Dave Shipperly - Very big and also a copper so would get you out of trouble afterwards
  • We're f@*ked
    Claus Jensen - a bit on the feeble side
    Dennis - made Jensen look butch
    JJ - made them both look like Rocky

    On-side
    Killer - natch
    Ben Thatcher - coz he's simply nasty
    Derek Ufton - if they beat up Killer and Thatcher, we'd have to leg it. Derek's 71 now, so I think they'd catch him first, giving me more time to run away.
  • would want...
    Eddie Youds
    Shirtliff
    Steve Thompson

    no thanks...
    Dennis
    Ambrose
    Mark Robson
  • edited November 2009
    Would want

    Paolo Di Canio
    Killer - too old Semedo
    Iwelumo


    Wouldnt want

    Matt Holland
    Matty Holmes
    Matt Spring

    (only cos only bar brawl I got involved in was sticking up for my friend Matt who started it then ran off to leave me to get a kickin in!)
  • Come on then

    McCammon (trained with him in the gym and he was picking the machines up)
    Thompson
    Herman

    Run Away

    Dennis
    Lisbie (I would be too tempted to hit him)
    Jeffers (He would be too pissed to be of use)
  • Not seen this one before - great thread.

    Charge!!!

    Herman - viking warrior
    Thatcher - he's a bone breaker
    Simon Webster - could stick the nut on anything and not bat an eyelid

    Andy Todd (psycopath) and big Carl (would you want to pick a fight with him?) just missed the cut.

    Run Away (in a Monty Python stylee)!!

    Sharon (didn't like to mix it much)
    Denise (a ponce)
    JJ (liked him, but he's a bit slight and I can't see him fighting dirty and pulling his weight)

    Diawarra almost made it onto the list - I still remember him ducking out of two headers vs Wigan in our relegation season because he didn't want to mess up his hair or something (they scored from both, I think).
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