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Car accident this morning

MeddersMedders
edited July 2007 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
I'm really pi$$ed off. Someone just crashed into my car in one of those new Skoda's. There's bloody jam and sponge everywhere....
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    CarterCarter
    Medders that is almost as old as you
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    cunningstunt87cunningstunt87
    I don't get it.
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    ShagShag
    He means the joke is old mate
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    WSSWSS
    this thread is going to get caked in puns i think
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    roseandcrownroseandcrown
    i think medders is just creaming it
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    cunningstunt87cunningstunt87
    Thanks Shag, but I didn't understand the joke either.

    Must be my youthfulness ........
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    Stu_of_KunmingStu_of_Kunming
    [cite]Posted By: cunningstunt87[/cite]Thanks Shag, but I didn't understand the joke either.

    Must be my youthfulness ........

    Not seen the skoda advert?
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    bingaddickbingaddick
    I think they were a trifle careless......
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    cunningstunt87cunningstunt87
    No Stu. I feel I've missed something though.
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    No one tell him. This is even funnier than the first joke.

    PS was there a traffic jam after the accident. I hope you car wasn't too battenberged
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    was this the accident i heard on the radio ? Just outside Eccles ?
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    CarterCarter
    Stop this now. It's scone too far
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    WSSWSS
    this thread - i can't believe its not better
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    roseandcrownroseandcrown
    you should be locked up and put in custordy.
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    CarterCarter
    Come on guys we're creaming it a bit.

    My eyes are starting to glaze over
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    WSSWSS
    they'll be hundreds and thousands of posts on this subject
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    BlackForestRedsBlackForestReds
    I really doughnut understand the joke either....
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    [cite]Posted By: WSS[/cite]they'll be hundreds and thousands of posts on this subject

    Classic
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    BlackForestRedsBlackForestReds
    Is the damage to your car serious? Can't you just sponge off the damage and get on with it?
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    RedArmySE7RedArmySE7
    I hear the driver was a bit of a fruit cake for taking the wrong turnover....



    Gets coat!
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Medders did you give him the (iced) finger ?
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    Curb_ItCurb_It
    [cite]Posted By: cunningstunt87[/cite]Thanks Shag, but I didn't understand the joke either.

    Must be my youthfulness ........

    Nothing to do with your age, i think its just your complete and utter lack of humour.
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    cunningstunt87cunningstunt87
    edited July 2007
    Someone got out the wrong side of bed this morning.
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Medders, is it true the other driver was three times the legal yogurt limit, and was completely Mullared ???
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    Curb_ItCurb_It
    er yeh, rich coming from one of the most cantankerous posters on here.
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    WSSWSS
    [cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]er yeh, rich coming from one of the most cantankerous posters on here.
    i don't even know what cantankerous means but i found that post hilarious!
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    cunningstunt87cunningstunt87
    Whys that then? Cos I don't rate Todorov? Boo fcuking hoo.
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    cunningstunt87cunningstunt87
    It means argumentative WSS
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    roseandcrownroseandcrown
    i heard the road was pancaked with the car fillings
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    WSSWSS
    [cite]Posted By: cunningstunt87[/cite]It means argumentative WSS
    ok, thought it might have been a type of cake
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