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Using your phone at the urinal

Nope, never have done and never will.
A thoroughly disgusting habit, especially the guy I saw recently at a urinal, who had both hands on his phone typing away.
Animal.   :smile:
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  • Standard 
  • Sorry, was wiping my arse. 

    Standard behaviour nowadays surely??


  • Never.
  • The urinal is an absolute no-no.

    The throne at home is an entirely different matter. As the late Bob Ferris said (albeit in the pre-internet age of the newspaper): “A man’s entitled to linger in the lav- especially on a Saturday”.
  • Just think of what @DaveMehmet does.....on second thoughts, DON’T.
  • Men taking their beer into a pub urinal 🤢
  • Men taking their beer into a pub urinal 🤢
    I plead guilty m'lord.
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  • Surely you need two hands to point Percy at the  porcelain?
  • edited July 7
    As long as you aren't taking pictures..
  • Men taking their beer into a pub urinal 🤢
    Better than slashing in the Saloon bar tbh
  • Nope, never have done and never will.
    A thoroughly disgusting habit, especially the guy I saw recently at a urinal, who had both hands on his phone typing away.
    Animal.   :smile:
    That might have been me.
    Most blokes give their old chap a shake when finishing having a piss.
    I give mine a kick.
    No hand contact needed. 
    That’s not what Sam told me.
  • Nope, never have done and never will.
    A thoroughly disgusting habit, especially the guy I saw recently at a urinal, who had both hands on his phone typing away.
    Animal.   :smile:
    Weren't you the one taking photos in the blokes pissers at a recent Spice Girls concert?
    ; )
    You've got me bang to rights there.
    But I wasn't having a piss at the time :-)
  • Nope, never have done and never will.
    A thoroughly disgusting habit, especially the guy I saw recently at a urinal, who had both hands on his phone typing away.
    Animal.   :smile:
    Weren't you the one taking photos in the blokes pissers at a recent Spice Girls concert?
    ; )
    You've got me bang to rights there.
    But I wasn't having a piss at the time :-)
    What was you doing, cock in hand then?
  • edited July 7
    Nope, never have done and never will.
    A thoroughly disgusting habit, especially the guy I saw recently at a urinal, who had both hands on his phone typing away.
    Animal.   :smile:
    Weren't you the one taking photos in the blokes pissers at a recent Spice Girls concert?
    ; )
    You've got me bang to rights there.

    Busted and they weren’t if playing support.
  • I’ve seen blokes sit their pint on top of a urinal. 
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  • Men taking their beer into a pub urinal 🤢
    I do, somebody might nick it.
  • 1StevieG said:
    I’ve seen blokes sit their pint on top of a urinal. 
    Ive seen people sniffing the cisterns. No idea why
  • You get to certain age and taking a leak can involve anything up to 5 minutes including drip dry. A sit down wee kills 2 birds with 1 stone, both hands on the phone while the old chap does its thing. 
  • I wouldn't use my phone but I'd use yours
  • I've just asked a chap to phone me back at his convenience.
  • I have to try and remember to put my phone back in my pocket before I give the old chap one final throttle. Some of the threads on here keep me in the bog for more than 5 minutes though. Fingerprint access only and only room for one at a time 🤣
  • edited July 8
    Only reason to take your phone to the toilet?

    Not D pics, but Charlton Life of course. 
  • edited July 8
    I reckon about half of my posts on here are typed up while on the khazi (not including this one). You haven’t lived until you’re debating the ins and outs of Brexit while curling one out.

    Never at the urinal though. That’s proper weirdo behaviour.
  • edited July 8
    If your drinking fosters, throwing it down a urinal saves alot of time. 
    Not digging you out smudge, more of a general observation, but always find it peculiar when people care what others drink in a pub. You don't give a shit what someone on another table orders in a restaurant, whys a boozer any different.
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