He needs to calm down on the religious crap a bit, you can’t be a devout Christian one minute and then rude boy bitch magnet the next. And as for being a fan of Corbyn....
Thought Stormzy was excellent. Looking forward to The killers tonight and defo Kylie tomorrow. I have a very ecclectial mix of genres. Anyone for Basil Brush FFS!!!!
My, or one of, biggest regrets is not going to the first Glastonbury. I was too stoned, my mates who went had a good time but said it wasn't something to regret missing. Who knew eh?
He needs to calm down on the religious crap a bit, you can’t be a devout Christian one minute and then rude boy bitch magnet the next. And as for being a fan of Corbyn....
As much as I like The Killers, watching them tonight makes me feel like the clock has been turned back ten years. Strange choice for the headline act on the Saturday.
As much as I like The Killers, watching them tonight makes me feel like the clock has been turned back ten years. Strange choice for the headline act on the Saturday.
I know what you mean. Ive really enjoyed them tonight tho. Looking forward to Mr Brightside. Dont get what Jimmy Carr was doing on stage
I just wish they wouldn't keep on about Stormzy like some kind of narrative they want to fit, he's up there because he deserves to be not because of the colour of his skin. I wasn't keen on Jay-Z headlining and even less so Kanye as I didn't think they got it, Stormzy however definitely gets it.
I see Gerry Cinnamon is playing the John Peel stage at 2pm today.Someone fucked up there putting him on in a tent early afternoon, it'll be ridiculously packed for that.
What is it that Stormzy "gets"? @buckshee Genuine question. I'm speaking as a fogey with no appreciation of his genre and I am genuinely interested to know what he brings to the table of contemporary British music.
I guess he makes music that is not only hugely popular but also has a message. He talks about politics, life experiences and where he comes from (he references South London very often). Compare that to your Ed Sheeran or Adele’s who also sell records by the truck load but have no message to go with their music and it’s refreshing.
He needs to calm down on the religious crap a bit, you can’t be a devout Christian one minute and then rude boy bitch magnet the next. And as for being a fan of Corbyn....
How did I miss knowing Cliff Richard was on the bill?
I like seeing the bands every year Glastonbury is on, I never made it there in person and I've done my share of festivals and got the stories to go with them.
Johnny Marr doing what he was born to do sent a shiver down me which I was grateful of because I'm fucking boiling still
What Glastonbury footage also does is enables me to play my arsehole bingo game I really really adore with the crowd
Women, in fact people on shoulders at gigs. Tick
More people with their poxy massive flags than ever. Tick
Flares, which I love, being held by some home counties, shiny faced trustafarian cock sucker playing at being dressed as an anarchist. Tick
People who have spent the day not drinking and fighting a bladder infection by staunchly remaining in their spot right at the front of the crush barrier looking like they would rather be rimming Bernard Manning than be where they have found themselves. Tick
Tree hugger who is so over the killers and all the bands but is hanging around to blow colossal clouds of weed in the air to prove how out there he is. Tick
Over excited muppets having to be yanked from the crowd by the roid monster security guards. Tickety tick
Some overly liberal parents putting their shitty arsed offspring on their shoulders so they can, like, totally experience the vibe of Glastonbury and watch multi-millionaires smash out their greatest hits whilst the kids fight the urge to shit themselves through a mixture of boredom, fear and withdrawal symptoms from fortnite. HOUSE!
Watching from my armchair thanking my choices over the years of choosing not to go to the event and head off to some European shithole to drink fishbowls and sleep with women of loose morality and encourage my friends to do stupid things and vomit so violently their eyes go bloodshot.
I say most of this with my tongue firmly in my cheek, Seeing bands and artists emerge and really perform is wonderful. But being honest, unless you are really into your narcotics or you can procure yourself a way into an area where the friends of humanity that inhabit British festivals haven't obliterated every toilet by saving up their most heavy or violent bowel movements for the occasion and can have access to running water to wash under, festivals aren't for you!
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On the meteorological scale I'm probably maxed out at Drizzly
Which is still way hipper than Peterznlee
I was too stoned, my mates who went had a good time but said it wasn't something to regret missing.
Who knew eh?
His new stuff is pretty bland, nothing different from beady eye really, I wonder if playing old Oasis stuff is just to rescue it?
Dressed all in black from head to toe to hide her weight and alongside over weight dancers, presumably to make her look smaller.
Ok it's harsh before someone says it.
Strange choice for the headline act on the Saturday.
Ive really enjoyed them tonight tho. Looking forward to Mr Brightside.
Dont get what Jimmy Carr was doing on stage
Kylie with the Sunday set tomorrow afternoon. Bring it on
Johnny Marr doing what he was born to do sent a shiver down me which I was grateful of because I'm fucking boiling still
What Glastonbury footage also does is enables me to play my arsehole bingo game I really really adore with the crowd
Women, in fact people on shoulders at gigs. Tick
More people with their poxy massive flags than ever. Tick
Flares, which I love, being held by some home counties, shiny faced trustafarian cock sucker playing at being dressed as an anarchist. Tick
People who have spent the day not drinking and fighting a bladder infection by staunchly remaining in their spot right at the front of the crush barrier looking like they would rather be rimming Bernard Manning than be where they have found themselves. Tick
Tree hugger who is so over the killers and all the bands but is hanging around to blow colossal clouds of weed in the air to prove how out there he is. Tick
Over excited muppets having to be yanked from the crowd by the roid monster security guards. Tickety tick
Some overly liberal parents putting their shitty arsed offspring on their shoulders so they can, like, totally experience the vibe of Glastonbury and watch multi-millionaires smash out their greatest hits whilst the kids fight the urge to shit themselves through a mixture of boredom, fear and withdrawal symptoms from fortnite. HOUSE!
Watching from my armchair thanking my choices over the years of choosing not to go to the event and head off to some European shithole to drink fishbowls and sleep with women of loose morality and encourage my friends to do stupid things and vomit so violently their eyes go bloodshot.
I say most of this with my tongue firmly in my cheek, Seeing bands and artists emerge and really perform is wonderful. But being honest, unless you are really into your narcotics or you can procure yourself a way into an area where the friends of humanity that inhabit British festivals haven't obliterated every toilet by saving up their most heavy or violent bowel movements for the occasion and can have access to running water to wash under, festivals aren't for you!