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ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
in General Charlton
Gotta be done

When people chat on the phone.. One person whispers because they dont want someone near them to hear so the person on the other end of the phone whispers too

My wife has just done it and left me chuckling; Why do it, people in the background wont be able to hear you anyway unless the volume is turned right up
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    cantersaddickcantersaddick
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    cantersaddick said:
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    i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    MrOneLung said:
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    ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    Just gone to remove the Spam from my email address... At least bloody well spell cirectly if your going to try and Spam someone!!


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    paulie8290paulie8290
    ForeverAddickted said:
    Just gone to remove the Spam from my email address... At least bloody well spell cirectly if your going to try and Spam someone!!


    Dont think you can criticize anyone's spelling haha  :D
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    LenGloverLenGlover
    edited March 2020
    Stig said:
    Someone I worked with once wrote pubic instead of public in a letter that went to several hundred customers.

    The boss had him by the short and curlies for that one.
    I have a client with the surname Moss and another client with the Christian name Kate.

    I was sending out a fairly standard letter to various clients, just changing names and numbers where applicable, and, yes you've got it, Moss acquired the Christian name Kate much to the amusement of many including, thankfully for me, her too.
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    North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    ForeverAddickted said:
    Just gone to remove the Spam from my email address... At least bloody well spell cirectly if your going to try and Spam someone!!


    Apparently it's sometimes deliberate as the people stupid enough or gullible enough not to notice the mistakes are the ones they want to get a reply from.

    The spelling mistakes help filter out the rest.
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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    Man City’s kit man. Funny fella.
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    ElfsborgAddickElfsborgAddick
    edited March 2020
    paulie8290 said:
    ForeverAddickted said:
    Just gone to remove the Spam from my email address... At least bloody well spell cirectly if your going to try and Spam someone!!


    Dont think you can criticize anyone's spelling haha  :D

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    limeygentlimeygent
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    ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
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    thickandthin63thickandthin63
    EFL
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