how bored are you?

razil

I'm at a CATastrophe modelling conference...

kigelia

[cite]Posted By: razil[/cite]I'm at a CATastrophe modelling conference...

I take your CATastrophe modelling conference and raise you a review of an internet providers Terms and conditions.

razil

no seriously theres only a certain number of slides on precipitation you can take... and hurricane paths (looks like a kid scrawling with crayon) I'm doing the tech support so its even more dull. Oh and don't forget modelling loss by postcodes..

eeladdick

good luck.thats over my head ,i fell asleep when you mentioned slides

Salad

it's the longest day today you know?

razil

yeah and it sure feels like it..

Wilma

And there's me spent most morning and lunch drinking champagne and eating strawberries all in the name of work!

ChicagoAddick

You wait to you get to those secondary modifiers Razil ;-)

Oakster

[cite]Posted By: razil[/cite]I'm at a CATastrophe modelling conference...

Topics include

(1). Critical Resource Renewal Strategies - (Directions to the nearest Homebase in case you run out of creosote)
(2). Structural Integrity Provisioning - (How many spare fence panels do you need to keep in case the kids next door break one with their football)
(3). Decontamination Methodology - (Should you use Dettol or Fairly Liquid to help clean off fox piss from your fence posts)

razil

I think I was in a coma by that stage..