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Porn blocked unless you register

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    Governments won't be happy until they've strangled the internet with their control - all in the name of 'safety' and 'security'.  They'll stop you wanking now, but it'll be your free speech they'll be trying to stop next.
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    So, does it mean all the porn websites will be disabled?
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    So, does it mean all the porn websites will be disabled?
    Disabled porn? You sick bastard
    You cross 'em over Guinness... 
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    MrLargo said:
    This is a total and utter disgrace, with no consideration whatsoever for the average man on the street who just wants to innocently knock one out in his bedroom a couple of times a day. No way I'm putting my details on an adult website, which basically means that I'll have to go back to "physical media" - i.e. traipsing miles across London to Norwood or Plaistow or Acton, just to find a newsagent or petrol station where I definitely won't be recognised. Then stumping up actual money for a copy of Fiesta or Razzle and then trying to get home without anyone seeing me, talking to me or noticing that I've got sweat dripping off me even though it's -3 outside, and then trying to get more than a couple of days use out of said publication without all the pages mysteriously getting stuck together.

    Fuming, absolutely fuming.
    I always buy a Razzle to wrap around my copy of the Daily Mail as I leave the newsagents...  
    Never knew you had such a dim view of The Mail mate
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    I presume it is to stop children accessing it. Not sure it will achieve what it sets out to. We can watch Charlton games online when in the UK when we shouldn't - those that want to will get round it will. 
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    So, does it mean all the porn websites will be disabled?
    Disabled porn? You sick bastard
    A very funny thread but this literally had me howling with laughter last night!
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    Missed It said:
    Governments won't be happy until they've strangled the internet with their control - all in the name of 'safety' and 'security'.  They'll stop you wanking now, but it'll be your free speech they'll be trying to stop next.
    Tbh I needed someone to rein me in, been getting out of hand the last few weeks 
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    edited March 2019
    On the plus side it might reintroduce the joy to teenagers of finding some grotty old "park porn" under a bush shrub.
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    Well yes ok guys it sounds very complicated all this registering and proving identity etc but come on, how hard can it be? I’m fairly certain I’ll be able to bring it off over a cup of tea.
    ( Note to visitors to my house -safer to always opt for the coffee when asked  ;) )
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    Missed It said:
    Governments won't be happy until they've strangled the internet with their control - all in the name of 'safety' and 'security'.  They'll stop you wanking now, but it'll be your free speech they'll be trying to stop next.
    Tbh I needed someone to rein me in, been getting out of hand the last few weeks 
    What have you been using instead? 
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    This should be in the "Trouble shooting" category.
    You know you can get pills for that sort of thing?
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    Just prior to 1 April I foresee the biggest evacuation of Englishmen since Dunkirk.
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    Just prior to 1 April I foresee the biggest ejaculation of Englishmen since Dunkirk.

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    Just prior to 1 April I foresee the biggest ejaculation of Englishmen since Dunkirk.

    Look out for Bukkake day. The movie.
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    Just prior to 1 April I foresee the biggest ejaculation of Englishmen since Dunkirk.

    Look out for Bukkake day. The movie.
    Face Off 2
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    MrLargo said:
    This is a total and utter disgrace, with no consideration whatsoever for the average man on the street who just wants to innocently knock one out in his bedroom a couple of times a day. No way I'm putting my details on an adult website, which basically means that I'll have to go back to "physical media" - i.e. traipsing miles across London to Norwood or Plaistow or Acton, just to find a newsagent or petrol station where I definitely won't be recognised. Then stumping up actual money for a copy of Fiesta or Razzle and then trying to get home without anyone seeing me, talking to me or noticing that I've got sweat dripping off me even though it's -3 outside, and then trying to get more than a couple of days use out of said publication without all the pages mysteriously getting stuck together.

    Fuming, absolutely fuming.
    I always buy a Razzle to wrap around my copy of the Daily Mail as I leave the newsagents...  
    Never knew you had such a dim view of The Mail mate
    I'd rather be seen with porn than the Mail or Express.  Both awful rags.  Still, at least they make it easy to spot the small minded bigots.
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    MrLargo said:
    This is a total and utter disgrace, with no consideration whatsoever for the average man on the street who just wants to innocently knock one out in his bedroom a couple of times a day. No way I'm putting my details on an adult website, which basically means that I'll have to go back to "physical media" - i.e. traipsing miles across London to Norwood or Plaistow or Acton, just to find a newsagent or petrol station where I definitely won't be recognised. Then stumping up actual money for a copy of Fiesta or Razzle and then trying to get home without anyone seeing me, talking to me or noticing that I've got sweat dripping off me even though it's -3 outside, and then trying to get more than a couple of days use out of said publication without all the pages mysteriously getting stuck together.

    Fuming, absolutely fuming.
    I always buy a Razzle to wrap around my copy of the Daily Mail as I leave the newsagents...  
    Never knew you had such a dim view of The Mail mate
    I'd rather be seen with porn than the Mail or Express.  Both awful rags.  Still, at least they make it easy to spot the small minded bigots.
    Cor calm down
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    I hear that a sweet shop near Grove Park station used to stick the Daily Fail but unfortunately the Owner fell out with the owner of the paper, the 4th Viscount Rothermere, over the difference between the number of papers delivered vs those sold or returned.

    Viscount Rothermere was looking for some justification for what happened to those 30-40 papers a day. 
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    A thread about porn/wanking, and still somehow someone has to go off about The Daily Mail, those who read it etc. 

    Boring. 

    Anyway, back to the topic in hand (pun intended) - What is to stop children just grabbing one of their parents passports or ID forms to register anyway? 
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    These kids don’t know they’re born. They should be made to graft for their porn like we had too. 

    Not every household had a Grattan catalogue you know. 

    It was under hedge discoveries or nothing in my house. 
    We lived close to rail tracks. Finding porn wasn't a problem.
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