Aeroplane Meals - 2 crackers, a roll and a funsize piece of Cathedral City, followed by an overcooked piece of chicken breast which is usually covered in gravy and served with some microwaved carrots and peas. Finally, a small chocolate mousse or something similar.
In any other context it's basically a bottom of the range tv dinner with some mediocre extras on the side - given the choice between either eating that meal or not eating at all, I'd probably opt for the latter. However, I get on a plane, and all of a sudden this shite food has become delicious and I can't shovel it down quick enough.
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and always with custard, never cream nor, god forbid, ice cream
Premier Inn breakfast buffet is the choice of kings, particularly if you got shitfaced the night before
Salad cream is what mayonnaise was meant to be.
In any other context it's basically a bottom of the range tv dinner with some mediocre extras on the side - given the choice between either eating that meal or not eating at all, I'd probably opt for the latter. However, I get on a plane, and all of a sudden this shite food has become delicious and I can't shovel it down quick enough.
Would you like an argument about it?