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Food statements !!! (Let's make the Brexit thread read like Little house on the prairie)

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    LennyLowrentLennyLowrent
    All menus are written by Amanda
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    The Red RobinThe Red Robin
    17. Tony No'Cahones doesn't understand chip portions
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    MrLargoMrLargo
    Haywards make Piccalilli
    Branston make pickle
    Heinz make tomato sauce and salad cream
    HP make brown sauce (Daddies is also acceptable)
    Coleman's make brown sauce
    Hellmans make mayonnaise
    Lea & Perrins make Worcester Sauce

    Diversifying from these trusted brands is only for the foolish and the reckless. Please can someone explain this to my mother.
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    Brendan_O_ConnellBrendan_O_Connell
    One should only ever consume Heinz Baked Beans. Other brands are poor imitations.
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    The Red RobinThe Red Robin
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    One should only ever consume Heinz Baked Beans. Other brands are poor imitations.

    Branstons?
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    hawksmoorhawksmoor
    cafcdave123 said:

    Haggis and bacon rolls is the breakfast of champions

    Haggis, bacon rolls and a couple of pints is the breakfast of champions.
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    Brendan_O_ConnellBrendan_O_Connell
    Fiiish said:

    People who put ketchup/vinegar on communal portions of chips are utter bastards.

    What is a communal portion of chips?
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    se9addickse9addick
    The Red Robin said:

    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    One should only ever consume Heinz Baked Beans. Other brands are poor imitations.

    Branstons?
    Branson’s is the king of baked beans. Heinz is for sentimentalists.
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    Brendan_O_ConnellBrendan_O_Connell
    se9addick said:

    The Red Robin said:

    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    One should only ever consume Heinz Baked Beans. Other brands are poor imitations.

    Branstons?
    Branson’s is the king of baked beans. Heinz is for sentimentalists.
    Branstons is on par with Tesco blue stripe beans!
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    The Red RobinThe Red Robin
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    se9addick said:

    The Red Robin said:

    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    One should only ever consume Heinz Baked Beans. Other brands are poor imitations.

    Branstons?
    Branson’s is the king of baked beans. Heinz is for sentimentalists.
    Branstons is on par with Tesco blue stripe beans!
    I haven't tried the Tesco ones but I can only assume they're delicious.
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    FiiishFiiish
    Bacon is a gorgeous breakfast item but almost nowhere beyond the occasional greasy spoon is able to cook it right and you end up with rigid, leathery, salty strips of rubber with zero taste.
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    WilmaWilma
    Christmas food should not include cranberry sauce.
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    addick05addick05
    MrLargo said:

    People who eat liver and kidney are only a small step away from becoming cannibals.

    Just give me a bottle of Chianti !!

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    addick05addick05
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    One should only ever consume Heinz Baked Beans. Other brands are poor imitations.

    Actually Branston baked beans are really nice.

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    MacronateMacronate
    Anybody who thinks lettuce in a hamburger is a good idea should be given a prison sentence.
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    LennyLowrentLennyLowrent
    All double dippers are swingers
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    Wheresmeticket?Wheresmeticket?
    CatAddick said:

    16. Vegetarians should not complain when I, as an omnivore, eat 'their' pizza and sandwiches from the fridge.

    I'm not going to restrict my options, even if they want to

    Fixed for you.
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    Wheresmeticket?Wheresmeticket?
    ValleyGary said:

    16. Parsnips are the perverts vegetable.

    I love a roasted parsnip.





    What?
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    Stu_of_KunmingStu_of_Kunming
    Henry Irving said:


    10 Italy has the most interesting and diverse food culture in the world.

    Nope, China has Italy beat, hands down.
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    19051905
    iaitch said:

    1905 said:

    Dinner ladies forcing kids to eat Tapioca, should be prepared for the whole lot to be thrown up over them (Pelham Road Junior School c1976)

    Is tapioca the stuff that looks like frog spawn or is that sago?

    A primary school staple dessert.
    Yep, frogspawn - but very much less edible!

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    Brendan_O_ConnellBrendan_O_Connell
    Admin!! I'm being bullied by the Branston boys!!
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    FiiishFiiish
    The best filling for a croissant is back bacon.
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    Stu_of_KunmingStu_of_Kunming
    Fiiish said:

    The best filling for a croissant is back bacon.

    Even rigid, leathery, salty strips of rubber with zero taste?
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    FumbluffFumbluff
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Fiiish said:

    People who put ketchup/vinegar on communal portions of chips are utter bastards.

    What is a communal portion of chips?
    About 9, according to Tony
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    The Red RobinThe Red Robin
    18. I can't take tuna seriously as a fish. Rancid.
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    GreenieGreenie
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Fiiish said:

    People who put ketchup/vinegar on communal portions of chips are utter bastards.

    What is a communal portion of chips?
    Never ever share chips, when asked if they want chips and they say no, that is the end of the matter...when I come back with my chips, keep your festering fingers away....!
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    FiiishFiiish
    Greenie said:

    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Fiiish said:

    People who put ketchup/vinegar on communal portions of chips are utter bastards.

    What is a communal portion of chips?
    Never ever share chips, when asked if they want chips and they say no, that is the end of the matter...when I come back with my chips, keep your festering fingers away....!
    There's a pub near my office that does massive group portion which we sometimes order to go with our lunchtime drinks, and half the time there's some moron who thinks they can get away with emptying a pint of condiments on food they never even paid for.
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