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Act Your Age - Nah, you're alright

I'm 64 years old, well respected at work and amongst my huge extended family.
Anyway, er, thought this local landmark needed embellishment.
Got me to thinking that the good people of CL must have done some much more outrageous things not befitting of their age.
Care to share?
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  • cafcfan said:

    I'm 66 and too many to even contemplate. The one I'm most proud of: I left a series of signs sellotaped all over my niece's house for her 6-year-old son to follow. (There may have been a mention of "treasure".) The last one said "Henry push this" with an arrow pointing to a button. He was still in his school uniform standing under the shower at the time......

    He thought it was hilarious, my niece not so much, especially when she found out the tape I'd used was some sort of industrial strength permanent adhesive stuff that her husband left lying around and it was almost impossible to get off and when you did get it off, it took some of the finish from the banister rails, the doors, wallpaper and paint with it.

    Brilliant
  • stonemuse said:

    First car sex at 52. Non commercial !!! (2nd at 58...)

    mph or age?
    Door Number...
  • Fumbluff said:

    First car sex at 52. Non commercial !!! (2nd at 58...)

    You had sex with a car?
    What you've never stuck your wang in a tailpipe? Christ mate its 2018, anything goes
  • Rossman92 said:

    Fumbluff said:

    First car sex at 52. Non commercial !!! (2nd at 58...)

    You had sex with a car?
    What you've never stuck your wang in a tailpipe? Christ mate its 2018, anything goes
    Was it a princess? (Explanation for the younger audience, there was once a car called Austin Princess) :neutral:
  • As king Eric said: "when the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea."
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  • T_C_E said:

    Rossman92 said:

    Fumbluff said:

    First car sex at 52. Non commercial !!! (2nd at 58...)

    You had sex with a car?
    What you've never stuck your wang in a tailpipe? Christ mate its 2018, anything goes
    Was it a princess? (Explanation for the younger audience, there was once a car called Austin Princess) :neutral:
    More likely an Escort. ;)
    Or a Midget or a Probe. Or just about anything it seems. Poor Herbie. https://telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html
  • T_C_E said:

    Rossman92 said:

    Fumbluff said:

    First car sex at 52. Non commercial !!! (2nd at 58...)

    You had sex with a car?
    What you've never stuck your wang in a tailpipe? Christ mate its 2018, anything goes
    Was it a princess? (Explanation for the younger audience, there was once a car called Austin Princess) :neutral:
    More likely an Escort. ;)
    How cavalier of you
  • Rossman92 said:

    Fumbluff said:

    First car sex at 52. Non commercial !!! (2nd at 58...)

    You had sex with a car?
    What you've never stuck your wang in a tailpipe? Christ mate its 2018, anything goes
    Was it a princess? (Explanation for the younger audience, there was once a car called Austin Princess) :neutral:
    Did the princess have a riley porsche accent?
  • Still struggle to supress a giggle when I hear someone fart
  • 44. Still draw a nob in the back of every hotel room bible, if there is one

    lol I now have no choice but to do this myself when next in a hotel
  • Rossman92 said:

    Fumbluff said:

    First car sex at 52. Non commercial !!! (2nd at 58...)

    You had sex with a car?
    What you've never stuck your wang in a tailpipe? Christ mate its 2018, anything goes
    I’m 4 by 4 curious and I’d thank you for respecting that I’m am who I am.
  • Still struggle to supress a giggle when I hear someone fart

    There is nothing funnier than a fart in a classroom
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  • Myself and @ricky_otto have a few I could mention......

    The night we couldn't get a cab in Lewisham and decided to "borrow" a police car to get home - in full view of about 10 coppers!

    The night we decided to "borrow" a dumped car in Beckenham to get home and when we got in it found it had no steering wheel - when the police arrived I sat in the car making brum brum noises and pretending to drive off.

    Throwing almost an entire hotel room out of the window and into the Albert Dock in Liverpool.

    At a pub in Burslem before a Tuesday night game with Port Vale, I went to the toilet and came back to insults and threats from the locals - Mr Otto had decided to tell them I had recently been released from prison for credit card fraud involving OAPs!!!

    After the Engalnd vs Panama game convincing a diabetic Millwall fan to drink a pint of dark fruits cider laced with a dose of every single condiment available in Wetherspoons.

    Good times - I’m sure there are many more that have been forgotten - one that springs to mind...

    1-1 draw at Man City... you literally threw me in to a wardrobe and proceeded to throw anything you could get your hands on at my head.


  • Get a room you two...
  • Get a room you two...

    We used to - it just used to get smashed up all the time.
  • Just cought up with this thread.
    Brilliant.
    After today's game I was a miserable old git.
    This thread has had me laughing out loud.
    Quality
  • MrOneLung said:

    Still struggle to supress a giggle when I hear someone fart

    There is nothing funnier than a fart in a classroom church
    Fixed :smile:
    I am a non-believer and throughout my childhood I would spend any visit to church in a state of suppressed hysteria waiting to explode with laughter at the intense solemnity and seriousness.
    When I say childhood, I mean life.
  • First car sex at 52. Non commercial !!! (2nd at 58...)

    That’s a 6 second improvement mate.

    Good going.
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