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Erectile dysfunction.

Because penile arteries are only about half the size of the coronary arteries in the heart, erectile dysfunction can be a powerful predictor of cardiac events—such as sudden death.

https://nutritionfacts.org/video/survival-of-the-firmest-erectile-dysfunction-and-death/



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  • Dear God.
  • iamdan said:

    The little viagras within a machine in Sainsbury’s toilet do not work.

    Can get you 10 of the real ones for 25 quid.

    I'd recommend taking a paracetamol with it though.
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  • Stevelamb said:

    Because penile arteries are only about half the size of the coronary arteries in the heart, erectile dysfunction can be a powerful predictor of cardiac events—such as sudden death.

    https://nutritionfacts.org/video/survival-of-the-firmest-erectile-dysfunction-and-death/



    No, extra-time and then penalties now.
  • .

    Go vegan! Best erections EVER!

    What if you don't fancy vegetables?
    Then you don't attend Selhurst Park.
  • Go vegan! Best erections EVER!

    I thought that you pasty faced buggers didn't like meat?
  • edited July 4
    CAFCsayer said:

    Cheers... Now I'm shitting myself Im going to have a heart attack every time I have more than 6 pints

    Going on that, I should be having a heart attack every day.

  • CAFCsayer said:

    Cheers... Now I'm shitting myself Im going to have a heart attack every time I have more than 6 pints

    Going on that, I should be having a heart attack every day.

    Going by that, I’m only three beers away from a heart attack today!
  • Go vegan! Best erections EVER!

    Do you ask them if they are vegan or is it just a pleasant surprise for you when you get them home?
    Deserves more than just a LOL that!
  • It doesn't '...just happen to everyone from time to time...' he simply doesn't fancy you fella.
  • .

    Go vegan! Best erections EVER!

    What if you don't fancy vegetables?
    Just give it a try maybe? As the song lyrics suggest:

    No one will know
    If you don't want to let 'em know
    No one will know
    'Less it's you that might tell 'em so
    Call and they'll come to you
    Covered with dew
    Vegetables dream
    Of responding to you
    Standing there
    Shiny & proud by your side
    Holding your hand
    While the neighbors decide
    Why is a vegetable
    Something to hide?
  • edited July 4
    Anyway, sitting there at work one day and one of my colleagues keeps opening his desk drawer and picking up a handful of something and then munching away on them. Then, almost immediately, going for another handful.
    Eventually, the bloke sitting opposite him can stand it no longer: "Roger*, what the hell are you doing?" he asks.

    Roger explains (to the whole office) that he has an erectile dysfunction problem and his mate Graham has told him that eating copious amounts of sunflower seeds should do the trick.

    One colleague, David, pipes up: "Roger, okay your bird is a good deal younger than you but she's a fat minger with a wonky eye. That's why you can't get it up".

    I don't know whether Graham had some underlying reason for suggesting sunflower seeds, perhaps he was on a wind-up?

    * The Names Have Not Been Changed To Embarrass The Innocent.
  • Every time England win a penalty shoot out, I get a great erection
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  • Croydon said:

    iamdan said:

    The little viagras within a machine in Sainsbury’s toilet do not work.

    Can get you 10 of the real ones for 25 quid.

    I'd recommend taking a paracetamol with it though.
    Cialis are better
  • It doesn't '...just happen to everyone from time to time...' he simply doesn't fancy you fella.

    You cant have problems, with a name like that
  • edited July 4
    Don’t watch porn and do cardio. You’ll start sprouting stiffies like a 13 year old.
  • whatever happened to thumbing in a floppy?
  • I started a club for errctile dysfunction, but it was a flop

    No one turned up then.
  • Come on guys. Its up to us to keep this thread right up there.
  • Is anyone else mildly disappointed that there isn’t the standard ‘Personally I don’t find this a subject we should be joking about’ CL comment about half way down the thread?
  • edited July 4

    Don’t watch porn and do cardio. You’ll start sprouting stiffies like a 13 year old.

    Hang on a minute. Knocking one out over PornHub doesn't count as Cardio?


  • Don’t watch porn and do cardio. You’ll start sprouting stiffies like a 13 year old.

    Hang on a minute. Knocking one out doesn't count as Cardio?
    It does to me.
  • Davo55 said:

    Come on guys. Its up to us to keep this thread right up there.

    Funnily, I was about to say.......doesnt matter now.
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