Adele. She might be a yid but fcuk me, I'd rather listen to my two cats screaching at each other.
Florence and her Shitty Machine. Boring as hell. And her Mum who I worked with for several years (Prof Evelyn Welch) is an absolute b*tch!
I said to my Mrs last night that Adele is not a very good singer.......hells teeth, I thought she was gonna kill me with her laser eye stare. So I ran away.
Can't believe Elbow get so many mentions! Some of their music does sound boring but their earlier albums and The Seldom Seen Kid are great and have lots of good songs, imo.
Chris Martin of Coldplay True story-my wife's hairdresser also does Gwyneth Paltrow's hair and spent time with Gwyneth and Chris as part of the retinue. One day Justin Tomberlake was due to visit and the retinue got excited. Chris Martin got upset by this and said, 'you don't get excited when I am about, I am a rock star too.' To which the hairdresser replied ' You aren't really though are you Chris'. Sums him up for me.
Prince. Yes, a brilliant musician but his music did absolutely nothing for me. Chris Martin, Coldplay. Not even a half decent singer live. Bob Dylan. His whiny, nasal voice is like scraping fingernails down a blackboard.
Prince. Yes, a brilliant musician but his music did absolutely nothing for me. Chris Martin, Coldplay. Not even a half decent singer live. Bob Dylan. His whiny, nasal voice is like scraping fingernails down a blackboard.
Not quite leaving you cold then? More like annoying you?
But their music does leave me cold. I don't hate it like, say, Queen or Zepplin, but it does nothing for me.
Surprised you picked on Joni as her later stuff is very jazz influenced. And not sure why you pick Dylan and the Clash either. Both great but not The Band, The Jam or the Velvet Underground.
Please calm down everyone, this is a process of elimination. It is scientifically formulated in order to eventually unveil the one who does tickle whatever is left of our collective fancy. Currently we are on track for an Andre Rieu to be the last man standing.
Prince. Yes, a brilliant musician but his music did absolutely nothing for me. Chris Martin, Coldplay. Not even a half decent singer live. Bob Dylan. His whiny, nasal voice is like scraping fingernails down a blackboard.
Not quite leaving you cold then? More like annoying you?
But their music does leave me cold. I don't hate it like, say, Queen or Zepplin, but it does nothing for me.
Surprised you picked on Joni as her later stuff is very jazz influenced. And not sure why you pick Dylan and the Clash either. Both great but not The Band, The Jam or the Velvet Underground.
I was dredging up artists I remembered you liked as best as I could for (shoddy) comic effect is all!
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Joni Mitchell, Bob Dylan, The Clash
Mariah Carey, Celine Dion, Robbie Williams.
So there will be fun for all...
Florence and the Machine (only a big name because of the number of letters)
Oasis.
True story-my wife's hairdresser also does Gwyneth Paltrow's hair and spent time with Gwyneth and Chris as part of the retinue.
One day Justin Tomberlake was due to visit and the retinue got excited. Chris Martin got upset by this and said, 'you don't get excited when I am about, I am a rock star too.'
To which the hairdresser replied ' You aren't really though are you Chris'.
Sums him up for me.
Nirvana
Chas n Dave
Chris Martin, Coldplay. Not even a half decent singer live.
Bob Dylan. His whiny, nasal voice is like scraping fingernails down a blackboard.
Michael Jackson
Jay Kay
Rolf Harris
Jonathon King
Hoddle & Waddle
Antony Costa
Benedictine Monks of Santo Domingo de Silos.
Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine.
Surprised you picked on Joni as her later stuff is very jazz influenced. And not sure why you pick Dylan and the Clash either. Both great but not The Band, The Jam or the Velvet Underground.
Currently we are on track for an Andre Rieu to be the last man standing.